Batman and Harley Quinn

Synopsis: Batman and Nightwing are forced to team with the Joker's sometimes-girlfriend Harley Quinn to stop a global threat brought about by Poison Ivy and Jason Woodrue, the Floronic Man.
Director(s): Sam Liu
Production: DC Entertainment
Rotten Tomatoes:
74 min

political requests, nothing.

He just vanished.

Whoever took the guy,

they either killed him,

or they're keeping him alive

for reason or reasons unknown.

- Any leads?

- Nothing viable.

The investigation is at a dead end.

Goldblum's field of expertise

is man-made pandemic terrorist attacks.

Anthrax, Ebola, flesh-eating bacteria...

You know.

Yes, I do.

In fact, he's the world's leading

expert on the subject.

Jesus, the stuff that guy knows.

I don't mean to be callous,

but part of me hopes they just killed him.

- No, sorry.

- Uh-uh.

Nah, man.

- Mmm, no.

- Haven't seen her.

Would've liked t0. (LAUGHS)

Dame owes me three weeks back rent!

If you find her,

you tell her she can eat my...

She had the cutest smile.

Morty! That was your niece, Irene!

Always saying she looks like

this Harley Quinn,

but I don't see it.

And an adorable tuckus!


Hasn't been around.

Afraid not, my son.

- Lo siento.

- Can I have that picture?

It was at that deli on Third Street.

Morty! That was two years ago!

In Miami!

I could go for a Reuben myself about now.

With extra kraut.

Hang on...


Okay, we got one Power Girl jumbo combo,

one Black Canary leg-and-thigh

with coleslaw...

Gonna lose that hand, puddin'.



Anything else for you today, boys?

- Uh, no.

- I'm good.

- Yeah, me too.


Totally good.

Crazy broad broke my freakin' arm.

Hey, Chick, this crazy broad

broke my freakin' arm!

Gotta be her.


Come on out, I know you're there.

I got good ears.

Your hearing gets mighty sharp in Arkham.

Things go bump in the night.

Hi, Harley. Long time no see.

I'd like to keep it that way.

You're a hard girl to find.

Pretty clever,

hiding in plain sight like that.

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Bruce Walter Timm (born February 5, 1961) is an American artist, character designer, animator, writer, producer, and actor. He is best known for his contributions building the modern DC Comics animated franchise, the DC animated universe. more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018


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