Batman and Harley Quinn Page #2

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I have a few questions.

For example, where can I find

your BFF Poison Ivy?

We need your help.

- Ivy is...

- Save it, honey.

I don't mix it up

with the costume crowd anymore.

I've turned over a new leaf, as it were.

Listen, lvy's fallen in

with the wrong crowd.

She and Jason Woodrue are up to something.

And we have to stop them.

They're a lethal combo, Harley.

Lots of people could get hurt or killed.

Ivy could get hurt or killed.

Nuh-uh. I'm done

with capes and tights and masks.

Just trying like hell

to lead a normal life.

Really? Funny that you're not, say,

using your psychiatric training

to make a decent living.

Instead of dressing up

in skimpy red and black

for minimum wage plus tips...

Pretty weird way to kick a habit.

You've got to be

just itching to get back in the game.

Nice try,

but you're on your own, Nightwig.

You haven't reported

to your parole officer in months.

I should just drag your crazy ass

back to jail right now.

Oh. yeah?

- (GRUNTS)

- Just freakin' try it, buttwipe!

(GRUNTING)

- (YELLING)

- (CLANGS)

- (YELLING)

- (GRUNTS)

(CLANGS)

Sorry, kiddo,

but you're getting the payback

for every pinch, goose, and butt slap

I've gotten for the last three months.

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTS AND GROANS)

(GROANING)

Give up?

Just when things are getting interesting?

Fat chance!

- (EXCLAIMS)

- (GRUNTS)

Huh? (GRUNTS ANGRILY)

(GROANING)

(EXCLAIMS) Whiff.

(YELPS)

Ready to call it a night, Harley?

(SNORTS)

(LAUGHING)

What's so funny, Chuckles?

(LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)

Some girls like mace.

I prefer a little low-grade Joker venom.

Only useful thing

I ever got from that asshat.

Nighty-night, jerk.

(STOPS LAUGHING)

Don't know what you expect to find.

My best people have

been over this place a dozen times.

No offense to your best people,

but they're not me.

What is it?

Oh, yay! A leaf.

Kind of like all of these.

No, not like those.

It's a completely different phylum

from every other leaf in here.

Great. You're the world's

greatest florist, too.

Look closely.

Have you ever seen a leaf like this?

Can't say that I have.

That's because it isn't from our planet.

Not even from our dimension.

Wait. You mean Jason Woodrue?

That freak was here?

This is bad.

Your forensic people are bad.

This is catastrophic.

Nightwing, this is Batman. Come in.

Nightwing?

Everything okay?

He should've reported in by now.

You want me to send out a search team?

They're the best at...

Well, they're pretty good.

Like I said, eyes and ears everywhere.

Besides, Nightwing can handle himself.

(GROANING SOFTLY)

HARLEY:
I know. I know. Freakin' stupid

bringing him back to my place.

But what was I supposed to do?

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