Bathing Beauty

Synopsis: Songwriter Steve Elliott is about to marry Caroline Brooks. A strange woman who's been paid by Steve's agent to say she's his wife interrupts the ceremony. An angry Caroline gets her old job back teaching at a girl's college. Determined to win her back, Steve enrolls in the school to become its only male student.
Genre: Comedy, Musical
Director(s): George Sidney
Production: Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer
101 min

but parents, teachers, students.

- Well, now, l...

- But you are a parent.

What about Tom, Dick and Harry?

You're wasting your time, mister.

Tell her to call me

at the Town and Country Club.

It's a matter of life and death.


- Very pretty, but that one's flat.

- Oh, how are you, Harry?

Where have you been?

We've been looking for you.

I've been trying to get into college.

- Where's George?

- Out with a posse looking for you.

- He needs that music, Steve, so do I.

- Don't worry. You'll get it.

- Yeah?

- I'll start first thing in the morning.

Swell, now, don't go away.

I'll be back right after this number.

If you don't mind, sir?

Well, thanks a lot.

What are you, a musician?

No, attorney.

- Do you wanna know something?

- No, I don't.

I was gonna be married next month.

I was married last month.

It's that darn charter.

If I don't change it, I'll lose my job.

And if I lose my job, I'll lose my girl.

And if I lose my girl, I'm lost.

- Yeah, I've already lost mine.

- Your job?

No, my girl.

- She's in Victoria College.

- So is the charter.

- What charter?

- The charter I have to change.

The... Look...

Here's my girl. The girl...

- Now, here's my girl.

- I'm very happy to meet you.

And here's the charter.

And here's me.

Now, I have to change that

before I can get that.

Is that clear?

Oh, sure.

You're biting my girl.

Now, what's your trouble?

Well, sir, speaking in your language...

...that is me.

I need a haircut, don't I?

That is Victoria College.

And this is the gate man.

And this... Caroline, the apple of me eye.

Now, I have to get past this

to get into that... get this.

What are you doing?

I'm putting the charter

back in the college.

What charter?

The charter that I've been trying

to change.

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Dorothy Kingsley

Dorothy Kingsley (October 14, 1909 – September 26, 1997) was an American screenwriter, who worked extensively in film, radio and television. more…

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