Bashment Page #2

SISTA...

GIVE ME A TWIX.

MAGIC WORD?

PLEASE.

KEEP THE CHANGE, YEAH?

YOU THINK:

YOU'RE CUTE, INNIT?

JUST 'CAUSE YOUR

UPWARDLY-MOBILE N*GGER DADDY

FOUND A WHITE B*TCH

TO BE HIS BABY MAMA,

AND YOU GREW UP:

TALKING LIKE THE ENEMY,

YOU THINK:

YOU AIN'T GHETTO.

WELL,

WHEN YOU MARRY:

YOUR NICE LICKLE WHITE BOY

WITH HIS NICE LICKLE

WHITE JOB:

AND HIS NICE LICKLE

WHITE HOUSE:

IN NICE LICKLE:

WHITE TOWN,

AND YOU TAKE YOUR

NICE LICKLE MULLATTO BABY

OUT IN HIS NICE LICKLE

WHITE PRAM,

AND ALL THE NICE LICKLE

WHITE MUMS:

ARX HOW LONG YOU BEEN

HIS F***ING NANNY...

YOU'LL SEE JUST HOW GHETTO

YOU ARE,

AND HOW CUTE YOU AIN'T.

AND WHEN THAT MOMENT REACH,

AND YOU CALL:

YOUR GAY BEST FRIEND,

AND HE SENDS YOUR CALL

TO VOICEMAIL,

THINK OF THIS MOMENT, YEAH?

AND REMEMBER--

YOU COULDA CONNECTED

WITH A BRUDDA.

[MUSIC]

ARE YOU OKAY?

'EAR ME NOW!

JUDGEMENT DAY REACH

AND T'ROUGH THE RIDDIM

ME A' SAY CREATION A PREACH!

MEK MAN, WOMAN AND PICKNEY,

LET THE BEATS THEM A TEACH

YOU LEAAAARN!

[BEAT BEGINS]

SEE ME 'ERE LIKE A LILY

'PON THE WATER.

WHITE FI TRUE!

WHITE FI TRUE-- OH!

TAKE ME DOWN LIKE A LAMB

TO THE SLAUGHTER

WHITE FI TRUE!

WHITE FI TRUE!

CLOSE YOUR EYES, SEEN,

AND OPEN YOUR MIND

SEE ME THERE WITHOU PREJUDICE AND LIES

YOUR SOUL BRUDDA,

YOUR PARTNER IN CRIME

HEAR ME SOUL IN THE FLOWS

OF THE RHYME:

LIKE THE SOIL AND THE SIL FROM THE SHORE OF THE NILE

RIVER:

DARK FI TRUE, DARK FI TRUE

LIKE THE SWEET SUGAR CANE

FROM THE HEART OF MUDDA AFRICA

DARK FI TRUE, DARK FI TRUE

FEEL ME NOW, ME BRUDDA,

FATHER, SISTER, MUDDA

WHINE THE CHUGGA, CHUGGA,

DANCE THE CHUGGA CHUGGA

WHINE IT!

CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA

GRINE IT!

CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA

FEEL THE HUMANITY ME BREDREN,

FEEL THE LOVE!

FOR IN THE EYES OF THE MUSIC,

WE ARE ALL AFRICAN!

UNITY!

PEACE!

OH!

[CROWD]

GO WHITE BOY GO WHITE BOY GO!

[CHANTING CONTINUES]

GIVE IT UP:

FOR EMCEE J.--

J.!

ALL RIGHT, RIPPIN IT UP,

RIPPIN IT UP, RIPPIN IT UP.

HEY, YO YO YO YO, COME HERE--

WHERE YOU GOING? WHERE YA GOING?

COME HERE MAN, COME HERE MAN,

LET ME GET A CLOSE LOOK ON YOU.

COME HERE CASPAR.

LET ME SEE YOU... OH!

HE IS WHITE!

BLACK PEOPLE,

HE'S WHITE!!

[CROWD CHEERS]

HEY MAN, HEY MAN,

WHY YA HAVE TO GO

FOOL MY HEAD LIKE THAT, MAN?

WHY? ALL RIGHT,

LETS HAVE:

THE OTHER CONTESTANTS UP, YEAH?

GET A BIT OF CROWD RESPONSE

TO THESE PEOPLE HERE, SO RIGHT.

PLEASE PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER

FOR EVERYBODY TONIGHT.

COME ON NOW.

MAKE UP SOME NOISE.

ALL RIGHT,

DRILLAMAN!

[BOOS AND APPLAUSE]

OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.

HOW BOUT THE ENZ?

[BOOS AND APPLAUSE]

AW BABY.

HEY, MY MAN

PIMP PARTY?

[BOOS AND APPLAUSE]

OKAY.

HOW ABOUT...

MC J.J.?

[CROWD CHEERS]

WHOO!

OKAY.

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