Barricade Page #2

- I haven't heard you in like over a year.

- What? No e-mail or anything

ya big dork? - Ahh...

Lot of ladies,

problems with my PC, pot...

- Aw, come on...

- You really wanna know?

Yeah, I'm not asking

for my health, man!

Okay, I work for a TV station

in Hannover doing the news.

Nothing special, not enough money

but the ladies seem to like it.

I am the cameraman

on weeknights...

...and it seems to impress the

babes to see my name in the credits.

News? But that's not your thing, though.

- Nah, I'm better than the news. - Seriously.

You're a really good photographer, David.

You'll make it

in the business one day.

Excuse me, but can we uh...

You're a f***ing perv, but

you're a talented f***ing perv.

- Why thank you, Nina!

- So welcome! Any time!

- Hey, look! That's where we're going to go!

- Ah no, that's too high!

Aww, come on, man. It is such

a beautiful day. No retreat.

- Wait a minute.

- Why? What's up?

- This is an animal sanctuary, right?

- And...?

Then there's no better place

to let the snake out.

Snake? Yeah, and let me guess...

it's big and bad, too?

Sure, this monster could

swallow you whole!

Eh, go take a leak, you jerk.

You piss me off.

Is this a threat?

Andre?

Hello? Andre.

Andre? Come on, I've got

some snake food for ya...

Whoa! Is he gonna... Whoa!

- What the hell are you doing?

- Come on in, guys!

- The water's great!

- Oh no no, no...

- Haha! You first! - No I'm not goin'

in there! You go! Ladies first!

I am not going in with

that perv, by myself.

- Well, I'm not g-...

No! - I dare you!

I bet you don't think

I would, huh?

- No!

- All right, fine!

Okay... right.

I m not shy.

- Come on in!

- Yeah!

Yeah, come on!

Yeah, come on in, Mike.

- How is it? - It's great!

Come in! - Is it cold?

- Come in! - Come on!

Take your clothes off!

- Okay, okay...

- Yeah! Yeah right!

- Ready? - We've got a major sausage party

going on in here. - Get naked! Come on!

- Psyche! - Hey! Hey! Hey!

What are you doing?!

I will see you

back at the car!

- Hey, come back!

- Hey, hey! Come on! Don't do that!

- Hey!

- Hey, come back, you b*tch!

Hey, you!

- Take these.

- Hey, hey you...

Hey you... You!

You! Could you tell her?

- Yeah, you!

- Are you talking to me?

- Thank you!

- Me?

- Where does this path go?

- To Waterfall Lake.

Awesome.

I love waterfalls.

Well, I hate to break it to

you, honey, but there aren't any.

I don't know why the

f*** they call it that,

- ... but they do.

- Frickin' Germany.

Do you have any ideas

where the bathroom would be?

Yeah. Right straight

ahead about fifteen meters,

there's a tree that's just p-...

- Ah, I get ya...

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