Barracuda

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she's very nice.

She's sorry it was so short

but I said not to worry

because now you're with us.

I've brought you breakfast.

I've made tea.

And coffee, and chocolate.

Not knowing what you preferred

I made tea

but I wasn't sure you liked tea,

so I made coffee and chocolate too.

Tell me what you don't like

so I can make what you want.

I'll take off the tape so you can eat

but you mustn't shout

because Violette is very tired.

So will you promise not to shout?

Agreed?

F*ck you! You bastard!

I'll kill you!

I'm in Clment's place!

Are you in, Mr Clment?

It's Mrs Dupr, your concierge.

What is it?

- I heard a noise when I was vacuuming.

Is everything all right?

I can make a noise if I want to.

Sorry to bother you,

but I heard screams

and thought you might have a problem.

You never know.

I can make a noise if I want to.

Yes, darling.

Yes, I know.

He didn't mean to disturb you.

Yes, my angel,

if that's what you want.

You know...

I love you.

How I love you!

You must be starving.

I've made you dinner.

The problem is

I can't take off your gag.

Violette would be upset.

She was really angry.

You woke her with your screams.

I did stick up for you

but she wouldn't listen.

Violette is very tired lately.

Do you promise

not to be angry with her?

Thank you.

I like eating early.

It makes the evening longer.

But what I really like is musicals.

You know the difference

between tragedy and comedy?

For instance,

If I cut my finger,

just a little cut on the fingertip

a prickle, a thorn, anything

that's tragedy.

But if I die before you

that's comedy because

I'm old and you're young

you have life ahead of you,

sun, the sea, girls...

I never thought about that

before I met you.

Really? Do you mean it?

Fantastic!

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