Barnyard Page #2

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No? Just watch me.

Manabunga!

Freddy, is this great or what?

Oh, yeah.

I could just eat your head right off!

I mean... You know, it's fun up here.

Pip?

I'd go with the wood on this one.

That's what I'm talking about!

Sweet mama!

Hey, there's animals over there!

Nice shoes.

Oh, doctor!

What a game we have here today!

Yeah!

He got the ball on the 30.

He's down on the 20. Lifts it up...

It's a touchdown!

Yeah!

Bacon!

Hamburger!

Chorizo!

- Filet!

- What are you doing?

I'm naming the kinds of cuts of meat

to the animal I'm jumping on.

Machaca!

Pork chops!

Rump roast!

You know what?

You don't need to be doing this.

Oaty-oaty! Oaty-oaty!

Hi, Oaty.

Hey, Maddie. Looking good over there.

Chubba Face, you crazy cow.

Say, "I'm smooshy."

I am smooshy.

Okay, now you.

Say, "Boy, is it windy."

Boy, is it windy.

My turn, my turn.

- Okay, chick. Just run along now.

- Bye, Oaty.

All righty.

Hey, who is she?

They just showed up.

Farmer took them in.

Thank you, Farmer.

Yeah, something happened

with their herd.

They're the only two that made it.

She needs a friend.

Wait, wait, wait!

Excuse me, but I couldn't help

notice you over there.

Hey! Oh, look at you. You're all...

- Pregnant?

- Yeah, sure. I mean...

Really? 'Cause, I mean,

it isn't that noticeable, you know.

I mean, especially when you

stand straight on,

and you don't look at it.

You know, when you turn to the side,

it gets a little lumpy.

I mean glowy. Glowy. It's a glow.

I'm... I'm Otis.

Back off, Daisy.

There's an "L" on that boy's forehead.

No, that's just me,

the contortion mouse.

C!

X!

N!

- Q!

- Oh, man, you're killing me, dude.

Look, I just wanted to welcome you

to the barnyard.

I'm sure that you and your...

Not looking. The key word, "not".

Work with me. Not looking.

This is my friend, Bessy.

Yeah, she's a cupcake.

- It was nice to meet you, Otis.

- Yeah, too you.

You know what? Switch those.

Oh, boy.

There's nothing for you there,

but I kind of like her friend.

He's out!

All clear! Sweet!

Now, every heifer, every cow

Hold tight to your udders now

Farmer Brown is bedding down

Let's turn this barn into funky town

Chickens on the left

Dance with your neighbor

Hogs, don't slobber on the pool table

Hogs, don't slobber on the pool table

Try to go easy on the manure

It's a dance floor, not a sewer

Here we go, do-si-do

Here we go, do-si-do

Put this thing on hot!

Better hold on tight

When we go hitting the hay

You better hold on tight and pray

You better hold on tight

When we go hitting the hay

Darling, you better run

'Cause I won't hold back them horses

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