Bark Ranger Page #3

to spend more time outdoors...

Get in touch with nature.

I want her to drink in

the spirit of this place

and be reborn anew

like a mighty phoenix!

Phoenix speech again.

Oh boy!

Well, if it's nature

that you want,

- we have that in spades.

- Well, fantastic.

We will set up camp,

we'll do some yoga,

maybe some Tai Chi,

and then I will make you

a pot of chai tea!

Tai Chi, chai tea!

Say that three times fast!

Uh, say Chloe, I have a son Jack

who's about your age.

Mama;

mm.

Oh look, there he is now!

Hey, Jack, come meet Chloe.

I was thinking maybe you could

show her around the park?

You could take her

to the fishing spot?

Uh, sure.

That would be great,

won't it, Chloe?

Wan.

Welcome to my shack, Larry.

Knock it off!

This place is perfect.

Nobody's been here for years.

We lay low a couple of days,

and we steal a truck

and it's "Hello, Tahiti."

Hey, me and Bonesy here

have the exact same shoe size.

Sweet!

We hunt, we fish, we live

off the land like our ancestors did.

Our ancestors

from the slums of Philly?

No, from my imagination, Carl.

Oh, like my imaginary friend Keith.

- Hey, Keith.

- He's actually over there.

Wan.

- What do ya got there, Carl?

- Hmm, sorry?

Mmmmm.

Just playing with

my pocket lint as usual.

- Let me see what you got there.

- No, come on.

Just a trifle really.

Okay, but only three a day,

just until I fashion

some sort of a hunting spear.

I agree with that plan 100%.

Carl?

What have you done?

- Why would you do that, Carl?

- I regret nothing.

- What else have you got?

- No, I got nothing.

Show me.

What's this? What's this?

I have another bag.

- No! No!

- Carl!

So, you like your books, huh?

I was in the library club

at school... my old school.

What's it like

living up in the big city?

We actually live in the suburbs.

I didn't get

to go into the city much.

Man, I'd love to go see

a pro baseball game.

- You ever go?

- No. I'm not really into sports.

Psst Jack, say something!

What about one of those

monster truck jams?

Like they have

in the big stadiums?

Aw, not that.

This is embarrassing.

- Me to the rescue!

- Hey, who's this?

Oh, that's my dog, Ranger.

- He's so cute!

- That's me.

The world's greatest wingman...

Er, wing-dog.

Wing-dog?

Do you want to give it a try?

Well played, Jack!

Can you eat these fish

if you catch them?

Yeah, we fry 'em up in a pan.

They're really good.

I haven't eaten

anything with a face

since my Mom went

crazy vegan after the divorce.

- Guess that kind of sucked.

- Yeah.

- So can I give it a go?

- Sure.

Okay, so with your left hand,

you use your finger

to pull this string.

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