Bark Ranger

Synopsis: Two kids and a trusty dog, Ranger (Jon Lovitz), stumble across a treasure map while playing in an abandoned ranger station. They set out on the adventure of a lifetime in search of a forgotten gold mine, but things take a turn for the worst when they come across a pair of bumbling crooks hiding out from the police.
Genre: Family
Director(s): Duncan Christie
Production: LionsGate Entertainment
  1 nomination.
90 min

- Hmm?

Oh, huh, that's because

it's a surprise party.

Yes. Shh.

Don't tell anybody.

It's a secret, you know?

If you're setting up for the party,

what's with the clown costume?

That is a fine, fine question,

my fine, fine friend.

And I think that that can

best be answered in two parts,

the first of which may...

Helium mixed with knock-out gas.



No. Heard it from other

hardened criminals like us.

Come on.

Hey, remember when I said

these guys were dangerous?

Yeah, well, I meant

they were dangerous to themselves.

You know, 'cause they're dumb!

Carl, there she is!

Okay, I'll have this safe open

in two to seven hours.

Hey Carl, snap out of it!

You must have inhaled some gas.


- What's that for?

- This is the dolly.

You put the safe on the dolly,

and you wheel it up to the van.

You got it?

Yeah, I'll meet you out there.

- Good job, bro.

- Thank you, sir.

Carl, what are you doing? Move it!

Man, this is heavy!

You know that's on wheels, right?

Yeah I know!

For the ramp.

Oh, right.

- Recess?

- No, Carl, the jig is up!


Move it!

- Ooh, wait a second.

- Carl!


Hey, hey, hev!

Good job, little bro.

Thanks, big bro!

Uh, Cafl?

Yes, Larry?

You wanna go a little faster?

Maybe step on it, ace?

- It's not me. Must be the safe.

- A little faster.

- It's heavier than we thought.

- A little faster!

- The engine can't take it!

- Yo.

- Parking brake's on!

- Oh.


N Fez'.!

I can't see!

I can't see! I can't see!

Carl, get the balloons

out of the car!

- I like them!

- Get rid of 'em!

- Fine!

- Not in the car!

Carl, not in the car!

- I'm gonna turn down here.

- No, keep going straight.

Oh, okay.

So while those two geniuses

were pulling ofl'

that mega heist,

I was at home with Jack,

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