Barfly Page #3

Oh sh*t! It's the cops.

Let's go. Which way?

Go. Quick. Head for the basement. There.

Goddamn!

Stop! Police! Stay right where you are.

Here!

- Which way?

- This way.

If the elevator isn't at the bottom,

we're damned.

Stop or we'll fire!

Hit quickly the three button!

Ah, sh*t! Get this f***ing thing stop.

Leave the door open.

? ?

- Don't make a sound

- Hey, take your shoes of.

- I really wanna get those f***ers.

- And you see that woman? She really has great legs.

Have they left?

Let's not take a chance.

Let's be quiet for the rest of the night.

They might be camped down there.

I guess you'll have to stay the night.

Don't you hate cops?

No, but I seem to feel better when

they're not around.

I sure want to thank you for

your hospitality.

Just one thing.

I want never fall in love.

I don't wanna go through that. I can't.

Don't worry. Nobody's ever loved me yet.

Oh sh*t. I told you that stuff is green.

Look at it.

That never works.

? ?

Hey stop it. shhh. hey, be quiet.

The cops might be still out there.

Nothing ever works allright in this life.

It's allright.

- Hey, what the hell was that?

- Same old thing, only it's a little better than TV.

There you go lover.

- Lover?

- Don't you remember?

Aah, but what's this?

? ?key.

? ?better than one.

? ? thing

Yeah?

What you're good at?

Juicy. (phone rings)

Yeah? Oh.

Wilbur. I.. geez. I couldn't make

it over last night.

I got ? ?. I went to bed.

Tonight?

Well, geez, I don't know. Uhm.

Let me think about it.

Helloo. Yeah.

Hey Willbur, how're you doing?

Hey, listen Willbur, you'll call here again, I'm gonna come over.

I'm gonna do a tapdance on your skull.

Listen, Willbur be very carefull. Yeah, he's a very jealous man, he's a wrestler.

He drinks beer, sits around all day, farts, lifts weights.

He hung up.

Aaaaah. We really cut off a good source of

supply there, Mr. von Builderass

von Builderass? What's that?

It's the way you walk across the room, when you act.

Yeah, you're the damndest barfly I've ever seen.

You act like some real blue blood, a royalty.

I wasn't aware of that. Thank you.

- Noticed, that you're class too, baby.

- All right.

I gotta tell you something.

If a man came by with a fifth of whiskey,

I'm afraid I'd go with him.

I could get a lot of booze out of Willbur.

I'm giving up too much.

- I don't know about the next.

- Hey, I'm the next.

- I'll suply the booze.

- How?

I'll get a job.

(laughter)

What happened to you along the way?

You're weird.

By the way. The first thing I noticed

about you, were your legs.

Really?

I guess I got lucky with legs.

It's the brain I was shorter though.

Oh, yeah. Hey.

I could look at a woman's legs for hours.

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