Barely Legal Page #2
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I want to do it.
Do you hear me? I want to do it.
This weekend on our birthday.
Do what?
It, screw.
You know, screwing, boning,
making beast with two backs.
You know, shagging, F***ing!
You do?
Uh, but what about all your
religious stuff,
and, um, what about your sign
from heaven?
- Oh, I got a sign at church.
- Really?
Well, okay, great.
We're all in then.
So we'll have a big pool party,
and we'll do it there, right?
Right.
I'll start making the shopping list.
I wonder what Jake's gonna
get me for my birthday?
Maybe it's a ring.
Or maybe it's like a rescue puppy.
Oh. It'll be like the start
of our new family.
Hey, check it out.
So gross.
Uh, but you better put that away
before sue sees it.
She'll have a heart attack.
Uh, Lexi, your bra, it has no cups.
Yeah. Hence the term cupless bra.
I don't know.
Do you think it's hot enough?
No. I think it's ridiculous.
It's like an oxymoron, like
hairless wig or fingerless gloves...
- Mm, is it hot enough?
- Or nonstick glue.
Or like crotchless panties.
Oh, right.
Thank you for reminding me.
Party favors!
Oh.
Well! That's so wrong.
I know. Horrible. Doesn't vibrate.
It's broken. It's okay, though.
I have another one.
What?
You prefer that?
Well, which is it, Sue,
manual or automatic?
Wait. You mean...
Are you saying...
You've never masturbated?
- No.
- Like no, never?
- No, never.
- Seriously, like never ever?
- No.
- Uh, like never even in your sleep?
Or when you're bored?
Or when you're just anxious?
Like in the morning
to help you wake up?
Or at night to help you fall asleep?
and my's new puppy?
Yeah. Or when you go to visit.
Your dead brother's grave?
Or when you witness a murder?
Or when you put on lipstick
and it gets on your teeth?
Or when you start going sky diving?
Or when you max out all
your credit cards?
Or when you play jigsaw
with your grandmother?
- Or just because?
- Because you're really f***ing horny?
No, never.
Like never, ever, ever, ever, ever.
- But seriously, never?
- Never.
Look, can we just drop it?
We have a whole house to decorate.
Yeah, okay.
I just still can't get over it.
- Hey, Frank.
- Oh. Hi, Sue.
Guys, we didn't invite frank
to the party.
I don't know.
Do you think he'd even have fun?
Yeah. He's blind.
Blind people can do everything
regular people can do.
He's not waving back.
Frank. Hey. Um, I was wondering.
Tomorrow's the big day.
We finally turn 18.
And finally lose our virginity.
Well, we better get our beauty sleep,
because the party starts tomorrow
at 2:
00.So, okay, we know who Cheryl's
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