Barefoot in the Park Page #3

Tell me...

That's very funny,

Frank.

For a lawyer

I'm some good kisser.

I'd love to listen,

but I've got work to do.

You, too.

You've a got

a court case tomorrow.

Frank, are you kidding?

Do you mean this?

The whole thing?

Birnbaum v. Gump.

Marshall just

dumped the case

in our eager, inexperienced

little hands.

This is our chance for the key

to the executive washroom.

Well, we're a cinch.

I'll go over the briefs

here tonight.

I'll meet you at the office at 8:00

in the morning.

Frank, think I have time

to grow a mustache?

Did you hear?

Did you hear?

It's my first case!

I'm going to be

a lawyer!

That's great, Paul.

You going to have

to work tonight?

I'm going to go

over the affidavits.

This furrier's suing

a woman for nonpayment.

I've got the furrier.

I have a black

lace nightgown.

He made four coats

for a Park Avenue woman.

She doesn't want them.

She's 4 foot 8. He'd have to sell them

to a rich midget.

I'll put on a record

and do an original

Cambodian fertility dance.

There's no

signed contract.

What's happening?

What is this?

What are you doing?

I'm trying to get you

all hot and bothered,

and you're summing up

for the jury.

The whole marriage

is over.

Corie,

honey, I'm sorry.

I'm excited,

that's all.

You want me to be

rich and famous, don't you?

During the day.

At night I want you

here and sexy.

I will, I prom...

Tomorrow night...

your night.

We'll do whatever

you like, O.K.?

Something wild,

crazy, and insane?

Fine.

Like what?

I'll come home early.

We'll wallpaper

each other.

Tonight, dear,

I've got to work.

Please, O.K.? O.K.?

O.K.

So where

do I sit?

The furniture will be here

in a minute.

It probably got stuck

in traffic.

What about tonight?

I've got court

in the morning.

Maybe we ought

to check into a hotel.

We just checked out

of a hotel.

I want to sleep

in my own apartment.

Where, dear, where?

There's only room

for one in the bathtub.

Where's the bathtub?

There's no bathtub.

There's a shower.

How am I going

to take a bath?

You'll take a shower.

I don't like showers.

I like baths.

How will I

take a bath?

Lie down and hang your feet

over the sink.

Ha ha ha!

You know

it's freezing in here.

Isn't there any heat?

Of course.

There's a radiator.

The radiator's the coolest thing

in the room.

Does the building

have a janitor?

Only Monday, Wednesday,

and Friday.

Paul, it's going to warm up

a lot when the furniture gets here.

What about tonight?

I've got court in the morning.

Stop saying it like you have a case

every morning.

This is your first one.

Well, how...

What are you doing?

Seeing if these windows

are closed.

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