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place and it was really cute

so I just came in. It was open.

Cool.

Umm..

Sarah.

I'm Pepper.

Nice to meet you.

Oh, wow.

That's really good.

- Oh, my God.

- Oh, no.

I was just being..

That was me being...

No, but that's like a

paintin' and then you paint..

You continued the paintin'

and now it's a bigger paintin'.

That's a Van Gogh sh*t.

That's really good.

Yeah.

You wanna drink?

No, I'm... I'm okay.

Scared I have cooties?

Come on.

Aah! Aah!

It's like water to me.

Are you from around here?

I just moved here from Vegas.

So what do you do here for fun?

Umm, I just kind of hang out.

Spend a lot of time here,

I guess.

Oh, this is really cool.

You got one on sharks?

I watched those sometimes.

Animals' lives are so much

more interesting than humans.

Oh, my God!

Those are pretty cool.

Intelligent octopus.

That's what I am.

- You're an octopus?

- Check this out.

They can camouflage themselves

to whatever surrounding

you know that there is.

I'm an octopus.

I'm whatever is behind me.

I am..

The hat.

- Is that good?

- Uh-huh.

- You want a smoke?

- Yeah, sure.

My dad's, uh, giving me

one of his lots next week.

- You didn't tell me that.

- Yeah?

You're looking

at the new manager, baby.

- That's really cool.

- You should come work for me.

That turn you on?

You wanna go again?

You're an idiot.

I'm your idiot.

It's good for us.

Alright, grab your stuff.

I'll wait right here.

I think I'm gonna

stay here tonight.

Oh, come on, now,

you know your mom

doesn't like you sleeping here.

Well, you know

she doesn't have to know.

Okay.

Alright, I'll stay with you.

Well, I was kinda thinking that

maybe I needed some alone time.

You know, I'm gonna go hand out

some resumes tomorrow and..

- Right.

- Focus.

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

Yeah, it's probably better.

But we could hang out after.

Yeah, sure.

- Don't be upset.

- I'm... I'm not.

Okay.

- Sleep well.

- Okay.

Hey, you.

Hi.

Are you good

at folding blankets?

Not really.

Why don't you come

a little closer?

You afraid of me?

You're all dressed up.

Yeah, I had to go to a wedding.

Are you leaving?

Yeah.

'Cause you could stay here

another night if you wanted to.

I wouldn't mind.

I mean..

I found a movie on Africa

we... we could watch.

I think I have a couple

of beers.

Well, I have a better idea.

Come on. Let's go.

Oh, that's more like that.

- Will you just stop.

- It's good luck.

It's good luck.

Oh, what's that?

- Hi.

- Hi.

- What would you like?

- I'll have this.

Hmm, but what's in it?

What's in that?

Um..

Lime juice, tequila, um..

- Okay, sounds good.

- Triple sec.

I'm gonna give her

a good ass tip.

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