Barbershop 2: Back in Business Page #2
The next time
you want to call yourself
sleeping around
behind somebody's back,
make sure
she look like something
'cause I heard
all of your little sh*t.
Your cell called the house,
and I heard all two minutes of it.
No, I didn't hear it?
Are you trying to call me a liar?
I don't even see how you could
cheat on me with your toddler penis.
I hope you had a good time.
The next time you come back,
I'm gonna get medieval on your ass.
I got a sword, I got an ax,
a box of bullets,
and I'm gonna get both of my babies'
daddies to jump on that ass!
What does she gotta have
both of them for?
Shut up!
Like I was sayin', if they
build a titty bar across the street,
I ain't never goin' home.
You couldn't go home
if you wanted to.
You act like you know
what you're doing.
Please, man.
Now watch this. Balance.
No. Balance.
Balance.
What is all that Circus Dee Soleil
that you're doin'?
All that flippity hippity
stompity stoobily-doo.
It ain't necessary
to cut nobody head.
What's up, dawg?
I don't get the "I"?
Come on, dawg.
You know I gotta have the "I."
Stop playin'.
- Where do you want it?
- Right here.
Tight!
That mess ain't right.
I want my rent money on the first.
Not the second, not...
Hold on, let me finish my thought.
Not the second,
'cause I'm not the bad guy here.
Am I the bad guy here?
Come here.
Check it out, little man.
One thing you're gonna constantly
have to deal with in your life,
and that's broke-ass
black folks.
They gonna be hard to spot
'cause they dressed real nice.
Don't let that fool you,
'cause the nicer they dress,
usually the broker they are.
I like hanging with you.
You know, this is gonna
be yours one day... all of this.
Hey, Calvin, you goin'
over to Emma's?
Tell her my niece sent her
a graduation picture Friday.
- Bring me back a sweet potato pie.
- I ain't bringing you back nothin'.
Hey, Keisha.
Where Janelle at?
She's not here yet.
Hey, boo.
Now, why you even go there?
You can read a calendar.
You know she called in sick.
I need my rent money.
The bank want they money on the first.
I need my money on the first,
not the second and not the 15th.
Come here, Coley.
Come here. Your mommy
leave you with this crazy man?
Crazy? I'm about to
drop him off at Miss Emma's.
Ain't that right?
You know, your daddy used to like
to play with those, too.
- And this.
- Watch your mouth, girl.
They can remember that sh*t...
I mean stuff.
- Y'all see Calvin baby boy?
- Hey, Coley.
You know that should have
been your baby.
I know.
After Calvin and I stopped dating,
he started thinkin' small.
instead of the Super Size.
No, he opted for less drama.
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