Barbershop: The Next Cut Page #2

-Later.

Bye.

Peace. Good luck

with everything.

Send me some pictures.

Guychat. Guybarber.

Snapchat.

Hit me up anytime you want.

I"a see you later.

He swear he cute.

Aight, don't get

nothing on you now.

Look at him.

He gonna chase her.

Watch him. Watch him go.

Hey, Aisha!

I told you!

Y'all see that one?

He like them

big like that.

Eddie, not cool.

Go on back to your seat,

Poetic Injustice.

-What up?

-What up, pimpin'?

What up, G-ball?

What's

hangin', Rashad?

What up, J, Bree, Angie?

-Hey, Rashad.

-Morning, Rashad.

Hey, yo, boy.

Cal, what up?

-What's up with you, man?

-You good?

-Good, I'm good.

-Aight.

Seriously.

Your girl does

need to be careful

wearing all of that red

and gold down 79th.

Yeah, man. The Vice

Lords don't play that.

You can't just

wear their colors

and walk down

the street unchecked.

Man, the streets

is crazy right now.

I damn near got robbed

the other day.

I did get robbed

the other day.

What? Man, I got robbed twice

on the same day

on the same block.

That ain't sh*t.

Last week, I got robbed twice

and got my ass beat

by the second robber

for giving all my

money to the first.

She wasn't playing.

I've been living on

the south side since '52.

I've been robbed,

been shot, been stabbed.

Hell, been stoned,

been groped,

and almost lynched twice.

Nobody tried to lynch

your musty ass.

The only reason

I'm still here

is because the first time,

they didn't know

how to tie the knot.

So I just slipped right out.

And second time,

the tree was too short.

Hey, Calvin, I finished

reorganizing that supply closet.

You want me to sweep

before I go?

-No, man.

-You sure?

No. No, go on

ahead to school.

-You sure, man?

-Yeah, man, positive.

-Here you go.

-Man, I appreciate that for sure.

I appreciate it, too.

-I'm gonna see you again next week.

-Okay.

Take care, Angie.

You be careful out there.

-Bye, Anthony.

-All right, y'all.

All right, man. Thanks!

All right, Chris Beige.

Now, don't get robbed.

You a trip.

Rashad,

your son's here!

Hey, what up,

everybody? Hey, Angie.

There you go,

double-trouble.

What's up, Eddie?

Good.

Hey, what's up, Dad?

How's everything?

Pretty good. Shouldn't you

two be at school by now?

Yeah, we on our way.

I just stopped by because

I need to borrow $20.

Dad, come on, I need it.

Angie, you got 20 bucks?

Yeah, I got 20.

Yo, Rashad,

you got a dub on you?

Yes, sir. What up, son?

Does everybody in here

that's working...

What up, Dad? -got at least

$20 in their pocket or purse?

Yeah, I do.

Indeed, I do.

I had $20,

but I got robbed.

That was serious,

I ain't make that up.

That b*tch was swole.

Not now, Dante. Not now.

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