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THEM TWO HAVE IT IN THEIR MINDS TO KILL

ME, AND THEIR DADDY'LL SEE THAT THEY DO IT.

THAT'S WHY I'M HERE.

WHOA. YOU KNOW HOW TO

USE THAT HOG LEG THERE?

THE WHAT? YOUR GUN. YOU

KNOW HOW TO USE YOUR GUN?

WELL... OH...

OH!

DAMN.

SHOOT. IT'S GO SAND IN IT. SORRY.

ONLY THREE THINGS TO

REMEMBER.

ONE, YOU POINT IT LIKE

YOU'S POINTIN' YOUR FINGER.

AND TWO, YOU SQUEEZE THE TRIGGER LIKE

YOU WAS PLAYING WITH YOUR SORE PECKER.

YOU MISSED HIM.

I DON'T KILL FOR

AMUSEMENT... MAN OR RABBIT.

NO, SIR.

WHAT'S THREE?

THREE IS YOU KEEP

YOUR FEET PLANTED...

TILL YOU DONE ALL THE

SHOOTIN' YOU'RE GONNA DO.

NOTHING MAKES A MAN MORE NERVOUS

THAN TO SEE SOMEBODY STANDING STILL...

WHEN THEY OUGHT TO BE RUNNIN'

LIKE A SPOTTED-ASS APE.

YES, SIR.

WELL, I'LL JUST FOLLOW YOUR

LEAD ON THAT PART OF IT.

WE AIN'T GONNA GO ROB THOSE

POOR OLD PEOPLE, ARE WE?

POOR PEOPLE? THAT'S THE WAY

THE RICH TRAVEL AROUND HERE.

MANOS ARRIBA!

BARBAROSA...

OH, OH.

GODDAMN IT!

GET THEIR MONEY, KARL.

GET YOUR MONEY OUT!

COME ON!

GET IT, KARL!

IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?

IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?

OR.

THAT'S

ALL THEY GOT IN THE WORLD.

WELL, THEY GOT EACH OTHER.

TAKE IT.

NO, SIR, I CAN'T.

I AIN'T GONNA.

SON OF A B*TCH.

NO, SIR, I AIN'T GONNA. WHAT DO

YOU MEAN, NO, SIR, I AIN'T GONNA?

UH, I DON'T THINK IT'S RIGHT.

GODDAMN IT, BOY,

WE ARE ROBBERS.

THESE PEOPLE HAVE PROBABLY GO MORE GOLD THAN WE COULD EVER CARRY.

I THINK BANKS AND TRAINS

IS MORE MY LINE. LOOK AT 'EM.

GODDAMN SON OF A B*TCH.

WE DON'T NEED TO BE ROBBIN'

THESE PEOPLE. AW, SH...

WHY DON'T YOU GO ON THEIR GODDAMN

MORTGAGE WHILE YOU'RE AT IT.

- AND GET JESUS TO CO-SIGN.

ALL RIGHT? -

POKE MY GODDAMN EYES OUT IF THA DON'T BEAT ANYTHING I'VE EVER SEEN.

GODDAMN ROBBER, MY ASS.

BARBAROSA.

MALDITO!

DON'T YOU EVER DO THAT TO ME

AGAIN, FARM BOY. YOU HEAR ME?

YOU HEAR ME?

YES, SIR.

AFTER ALL, I GOT A REPUTATION

TO MAINTAIN DOWN HERE.

I THOUGHT YOU... WATCH IT.

I THOUGHT YOU WANTED

TO ROB AND PILLAGE ANYWAY.

I DO.

THE NEXT TIME WE GO OUT TO ROB, I'M

GONNA MAKE THE SELECTIONS ON WHAT TO ROB.

IF I SAY WE'RE GONNA STEAL

HORSES, WE'LL STEAL HORSES.

IF I SAY WE'RE GONNA STEAL

COWS, WE'LL STEAL COWS.

IF I SAY WE'RE GONNA

ROB BEEHIVES, YOU GET...

YOUR OWN LITTLE BEE SWATTER

AND YOU SWAT SOME BEES.

IF I SAY...

BUENOS DAS.

YOU'RE ON MY ROAD, AMIGOS. WHA ARE YOU DOING ON MY ROAD, HUH?

I DON'T SEE NO SIGN SAYS THIS IS

YOUR ROAD. YOU SEE A SIGN, FARM BOY?

YOU OUGHT TO HAVE A BIG SIGN

UP THERE SAYS THIS IS MY ROAD.

SIGNS?

YOU KNOW, I HAVE PLENTY

OF SIGNS. JUST LOOK AROUND.

MAYBE YOU JUS DON'T KNOW WHO I AM, HUH?

OH, I THINK

I RECOGNIZE YOU NOW.

YOU'RE MR. SH*T.

I'M NGEL MORALES.

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