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Like 100.

- Very good.

Well, even in that state,

I'm very happy that you could be here.

- Only in this state could I be here.

I'm sorry.

No, I'm so happy to be here.

- Yeah, she wanted a music party.

It's for the children.

You know, so the children

could play music.

- It's really nice.

- Yeah, no, it's great.

It's good for them to express themselves.

Yeah.

Yeah, no, he's

my best friend.

- You guys seem really connected.

- You know, but if the whole thing

becomes a little much for you,

why don't we come up with a safe word.

- Okay.

Cup of noodles.

- Is that a request

or is that the...

- Oh, computer planet.

- How about something

less like a creepy robot?

Just use, like a word...

- Okay.

- That would make sense...

- Like a human word.

- At a Party-

- Okay-

- Like pizza.

- Pizza.

- Pizza.

- And this is our daughter Isis.

- Yeah.

- What, I'm sorry?

- Yeah, we get it.

- Yeah, it's, um.

Before the...

- She was named

after the Egyptian goddess of magic.

It was before the...

- Yeah, before the cell

of the international jihadi terror thing.

- But I didn't hear you guys

wrong, her name is Isis?

- Yeah, Isis Ellen Greenburg.

- Isis Ellen Greenburg.

- Isn't that beautiful?

- First Jew in Isis.

- There's absolutely no way

that I am having another baby.

Meanwhile, Candice is

on baby number three.

- I know, look at her.

- She loves motherhood so much,

she should f***in' marry it.

- Congratulations on your TV show.

- Thank you.

I'm pretty psyched about it.

I wasn't really looking to run a show,

and it just kind of happened.

And it's really cool.

- Yeah.

- You hungry?

Do you want the milks?

Yeah?

- The milks?

- You want the milks?

Oh yeah, you do, look

at you reachin' for it.

- Okay.

- This guy is just dry as a desert today.

- Oh my god.

- It's just nice getting

paid doing something you love

for a living, you know?

It's great.

- Uh-huh.

- I just saw Ben.

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

You guys are so cute.

- Thanks.

- When are you guys gonna

make one of these things?

- What was the word?

I forgot the word.

- Pizza.

- Pizza, pizza.

- Yeah.

- Pizza?

- We heard the pizza guy just came.

- Oh, okay.

- So we're just gonna go

grab the pizza.

- Okay, cool.

- Okay.

- All right.

- Come on.

- It was so crazy.

She just took her boob out.

Right there.

It's f***ed up.

'Cause I'm not supposed to

think about your friends' b*obs.

But now everyone's got kids

and they're breastfeeding.

It's like...

- It's so culty.

- Hello, how you doing?

I'm Anna's friend's boob.

Nice to meet ya.

You Okay?

'Cause I really didn't

see much of her boob.

- Okay, I know.

- If that's why I'm making you upset.

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