
Bananas
- GP
- Year:
- 1971
- 82 min
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(2.00 / 1 vote)without ever pausing
in their crowded work schedule.
More Americans suffer heart attacks
from lack of exercise.
You know why? Because there aren't
enough hours in the day
to keep physically fit and still function
effectively in one's business.
This is Mr Fielding Mellish,
our research tester,
who will demonstrate the Exec-usiser.
Every part of the body receives
an adequate exercise work-out.
The pedalling develops the muscles
to keep the leg muscles flexible.
When Mr Mellish pulls the drawer out,
a weight has to be lifted
on top of the desk which exercises
his arms and his back muscles.
The telephones are both spring activated.
Both muscles in the biceps are given
a work-out to sustain flexible arms.
On the back wall,
there's a handle for each arm.
As he pulls, the back muscles
are brought into action
in a manner that keeps
the back flexible and strong.
The basketballs
at the side of the machine,
as they're handled by Mr Mellish,
develop reflexes.
- How many can you put out a year?
- We'd like you to manufacture them.
We can let you have the idea,
let you have our package.
We can let you have it all
on a royalty basis.
We can show you how to turn it out.
We can show you how to save money.
- And you think it'll sell?
- No question.
lf we can get it in the office,
we can get it in the armed forces.
You'll do business
with the US government.
l'm not suited to this job.
Where do l come off testing products?
Machines hate me.
l should be working at a job that
l have some kind of aptitude for.
Donating sperm
to an artificial insemination lab.
- Every day we gotta hear this.
- Why did l quit college?
- l could've been something today.
- What would you have been?
l don't know.
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