Bam Margera Presents: Where The #$&% Is Santa? Page #2
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She calls this
"moving up in the world"?
Yo, Seth, where's that gift box?
NOVAK:
You got me a gift?BAM:
Yeah.Is this a real gift
or is this one of these charades?
You'll see.
Yeah.
BAM:
Let's get you in this thing.- What are you...? No.
- My picture. No.
HANNA:
It'll go in with you.NOVAK:
I know. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- I can't fit in here.
BAM:
We'll make you fit.NOVAK:
You're messing my Louis Vuittons up.
[ALL LAUGHING]
Get me out. I want out.
HANNA:
Oh, sh*t. Grab him.Grab him, grab him!
JESSE:
Look. Look at his ass crack.
HANNA:
Come on.
- Don't go.
FRANTZ:
Come on. Novak.- It's Christmas.
- Yeah, shove it up your ass.
BAM:
It's just falling apart.
Don't hit the Hummer, dude.
Look at that thing.
[WINDOW SHATTERS]
[TIRES SCREECHING]
BAM:
Oh! Look at that thing.
[CAR HORN HONKS]
I bet you he's going to another bar.
If we just comb West Chester,
we'll be good to go.
- All right.
- Let's do it.
- Let's go.
- He's at another bar.
HANNA:
Yeah, yeah, yeah.BAM:
Which one are we doing?
I don't know.
Which one looks Christmas-y, Fanna?
What's the Christmas-iest tree?
BAM:
That one? That looks good.
HANNA:
Nice.BAM:
Or that one?- Yeah.
BAM:
Oh, my God.The big...? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Why not?
We need to lug it to Duffers somehow.
- Possible?
- We can do that.
- We can do it? Sweet.
- Yup.
Well, let's get cutting.
[CHAIN SAW BUZZING]
There's nothing good
that can come out of this.
Merry Christmas.
Whoa!
Oh, sh*t.
[BAM YELLS]
[BAM CRYING]
HANNA:
Aww. You all right?
Santa'd be proud.
That's why I'm gonna find his ass.
HANNA:
Yeah.
We are officially rocking and rolling.
[CAR HORNS HONKING]
We just broke into Novak's car,
pushed it in neutral to this open spot.
and has no clue what's going on right now.
Oh, yes.
Where is that scumbag?
NOVAK:
Ow!
[CROWD YELLS]
BAM:
You think you can run from us?
Well, you can't.
BAM [SINGING]:
Five zany barsFour dirty needles
Three smokes left
Two bags of bug
And I lost Bam's brand-new watch
- Let's go. What's up, Kerry?
- Ow, man.
- When did you get into town?
GETZ:
Just tonight.BAM:
Why are you with this scumbag?NOVAK:
While you talk to Kerry......I got hot sauce burning my eye.
- Why are you with Kerry?
- He's my friend.
- He's normal.
He doesn't bang me in the head
with things like that.
Come check out your car.
We did something to it.
Is it...? Did you fix it?
Merry Christmas, bub.
NOVAK:
Don't tell me what I thinkwill happen will happen.
BAM:
Hector, get them. Yeah.
Hector, I'll send you back to Mexico
if you drop that.
BAM & HANNA:
Here we go.
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