Balls Out: The Gary Houseman Story Page #2
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- 2009
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I've told him a hundred times,
I don't want to see
that faggy two-handed forehand sh*t.
Nibby, one hand, God damn it!
That boy doesn't have
an ounce of self-respect.
Say, can you hold down the fort?
I gotta go take a dump.
You bet.
Sorry about that.
You can't come in on that like that.
So, are you, like, the only tennis groupie
at this school or what?
I've been around the tennis scene
a long time.
Believe me,
I've known plenty of chicks like you.
What I don't know is which one of
these cowboys you're banging.
And I need to know that
Really?
Actually, I'm Jenny Tuttle.
I work in the training room after school
and then I come down here
to catch a ride home with my dad.
Oh, sh*t. I'm sorry.
You're a Tuttle, huh?
That's f***ing awesome.
I didn't mean to imply that you look
like some kind of slut or something.
I guess I'm the d*ckhead on this one.
- I'm Gary, by the way.
- Yeah, I know.
- School's new janitor, right?
- And the new assistant coach.
I take both jobs seriously.
The school has been looking
really clean lately.
Thank you.
Gary, you are the man.
It's only taken you a few short weeks
here in Lincoln to turn your life around.
Damn, beer is good.
Coach Tuttle has given you a shot
at tennis redemption.
Cherish it.
He's Simon, you're Garfunkel
and together you're about to make
sweet tennis music.
We've had a lot of fun
working with rhomboids,
but I can't spend the whole term
talking about rhomboids.
The discussion today is triangles.
So...
Who can tell me the difference
between an isosceles and an equilateral?
Yeah.
All three sides of an equilateral triangle
have the same length
and each corner has a 60-degree angle.
An isosceles triangle,
only two sides are the same length and...
What's going on?
- Mr. Tuttle's dead!
- What?
He was just explaining isosceles
and then he bent over and he just dropped.
I don't understand. Triangles?
He just dropped!
Make a path! Get out of my f***ing way!
Coach down!
What the f***!
- Hey!
- He's clear.
Give me the f***ing things! You know,
the things! The f***ing clappers!
- He's been gone for 20 minutes.
- Bullshit!
You medevac in a baboon's heart
right f***ing now.
I'm sorry, sir. You have to step back.
He's gone.
Clear a path.
Coming through.
Come back, Coach.
Those bright lights aren't court lamps.
And, obviously, we're all stunned
at what happened the other day.
Lew was the real deal.
They broke the mold
when they made that son of a gun.
I understand Lew appointed you
to be his assistant.
- Yes, sir.
- Glad to hear it.
That'll make the transition a lot easier
on the boys.
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