Balkanski spijun Page #2

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another one showed up...

...our daughter graduated 5 years ago.

She's a stomatologist and now she can't find a job...

...people don't have two tooth in their

heads but there's no job for a dentist! -Danica!

..as long as there are jobs for 100 000

politicians! -What are you talking about?

-Do you think their kids are waiting

in line for jobs?

-They first secure them jobs and

then they give birth to them!

-I'm sorry, my friends are waiting for

me! -Please stay, finish your coffee...

-Another time, mr. Cvorovic. -No problem,

come by whenever you can. -Good bye.

-Are you crazy, you stupid woman?

Can't you tell he's provoking us..

..and gathering information? -What have I said

that's untrue? -Shut up.

-As if you know what's true! -I do. -There are

people in this country whose job is to know the truth.

-I thought the same story all over again,

when manager came in and...

..said "Congratulations, we hired you.."

-And I'm looking at him, I almost fainted..

..and I ask him "I got the job?"...

..you know what, if I knew you'll

cry this much, I wouldn't accept that job! Mom!

-My baby doctor!

-Don't tell him yet, first I wanna give

him hard time for what happened before.

-Daddy, is it your heart? -Ilija, what

happened? -Nothing,I fell and I got some bruises

-Where did you fall? -On the ground,

where else?

-Why are you looking at me like that?

I'm fine, give me some schnapps!

-What so funny? Is it because I fell?

-Daddy I got the job.

-You got the job? -Yep, I'm starting

on monday, childrens hospital.

-Ilija...-Ah, yes, here, take your

friends out, treat them, take it!

-And you said a lot of things in front

of that man. OK, OK, cheers!

-Ah the car keys too. -OK, here you are...

...but be careful, there's plenty of

lunatics that don't stop on red.

-Let's get rid of that Moskvitch, he's using so

much gas... -As if there is a better car?

-I'll be back in 3 days. -What car is

better then Moskvitch?

-Finally, something nice happened to me.

-Hallo, can I speak to inspector Drazic?

That is you, inspector? Ilija Cvorovic here.

-I've seen my tenant 2 hours ago at

Dorcol area, there were five of them...

...they were looking at some maps, it

was an organized meeting. Excuse me?

-I accidentally passed by and I saw

them. -Please I told you to relax...

..don't worry about the thing, good bye.

-He doesn't give a f*** that this villain

lives in my house, "don't worry, don't worry..."

-Take it easy, Ilija. -These villains are

roaming around and he says not to worry?!

-Listen you, I've lived honestly and

I'll die as an honest man!

-I don't want fingers pointed at me when it's

found he undermined the country from this house!

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