Baker's Man Page #2
- TV-14
- Year:
- 2017
- 75 min
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because of the kids, you know?
But since I've started flossing,
I don't get the extra weight
that comes from the food
that comes out when you sleep.
I'm pretty sure that you're
not gonna gain weight
from the food
that comes out at night.
Oh, no, it's a thing.
I saw it on YouTube, so...
You know what, you can
just do that in the restroom.
I know, but I'm not
finished eating.
I just wanted to take
a halftime break,
clean my mouth out
before the big finish.
Got it.
I'm going back
for seconds later.
- You gonna eat that?
- No.
Oh, great.
I don't know why
the food is so good here.
Oh, my gosh!
Uh! Delicious!
I don't eat the croutons though,
'cause these are garlic.
You don't want garlic
in your hoo-ha,
make you stinky.
- You know what I mean?
- Got it.
Gross.
This is good.
And the chicken breast,
oh, my god.
The chicken breast, protein,
it's good for ya.
Mmm.
You know what, I think it's
time for my final floss.
Oh, great.
Perfect.
- I'm gonna... I'll be right back.
- Okay.
- Don't miss me too much.
- Hmm-mm, not at all.
Mmm, I just would like
a tall drink
of milk chocolate.
I'm gonna eat you up.
Oh, god.
Do you have a mirror
in your pants?
- I'm wearing a dress. -Because
I can see myself in there.
Oh. Okay.
You know, we should probably
just skip the dessert,
'cause I wanna climb
those pillars tonight.
Are you serious?
Wow, okay.
That doesn't work for you?
A friend of mine told me
that that would
totally seal the deal.
Hey!
Oh, my gosh!
This is my brother.
Wow.
Oh, my god.
We thought he died in Iraq.
Different dads.
- Oh.
- Yeah.
Um...
I'm gonna celebrate
So, thank you for this...
Whatever this was.
It was great.
I'm gonna call you.
Okay.
Sorry, I had
to get out of there.
No problem. Looks like
we both had a bad night.
Oh, right.
Oh, sorry about
the crouton thing.
I don't know what was going on.
It's okay.
I've been hit by worse.
Hi.
- I'll be right back.
- Thanks.
- Sorry to hear that.
- What?
You said you were hit
by, like, a man?
No.
I was at this pizza joint
one night, and I guess
they hired a new guy
to flip pizzas,
and he just flipped one
right into my face.
It's weird. Objects are
just attracted to my face.
That came off wrong.
Thomas?
Hi, baby, I heard
you were back in town.
I've been trying
to get a hold of you.
Uh, I really need
to talk to you.
Well, this isn't the time
or place for it.
Thomas, I know I hurt you.
Hurt me.
What do you want, Cori?
I just wanna say I'm sorry.
There is nothing
that I wouldn't do
to change the moment
when I walked out on you.
Well, as you can see,
I moved on.
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