Bag Boy Lover Boy Page #3

Thank you.

Thank you, that's a wrap.

Excellent, people.

Sir, I'd like you to stay.

Okay man, good job.

Look at you!

Little something for later.

So when am I gonna start working?

You already did.

Wasn't that easy?

But I thought I was going to be taking pictures.

Albert, in order to take good photos,

you need a lot of knowledge and a lot of skill, okay?

That's why I'm here, I want to learn about art.

Look, buddy, what more do you want?

I don't think you've had a better deal in your life.

I want to learn.

Or...

Or what?

Or I won't come back here again.

Alright, from now on, you're my assistant.

It's just that right now, this is how you're assisting me.

You need to be a lot more patient, Albert, okay?

What do we always say, Patience is a virtue?

Yeah, I need you to be more virtuous, okay?

Alright, we'll talk about this later.

Let's go.

Bye, Albert.

I need to go to the restroom.

Okay, but, you know, hurry it up.

Just right around the corner.

You're up to something.

I'm telling you, he is gold, okay?

How is he gold?

He's gonna be the centerpiece of my next show.

But where did you find him?

He's a hot dog vendor.

Oh, you're making this up.

Why would I make that up?

Wait a second, what were you doing eating hot dogs?

Yeah, what happened to your diet?

I walked by a cart, I see this clown,

and I think...

Eureka!

Albert!

Oh, speak of the devil, here he is, Albert.

Man of the hour, right?

Thank you, time to go, thank you.

It was nice working with you.

Good job there, Albert.

Take care.

I'll be in touch.

You're gonna come back here, enjoy doing it?

I don't think so.

Really?

I wanted to learn about art.

But you had a hot girl, that's art.

You like the pretty girl, though.

Come on, he likes the girl right?

Admit it!

Pretty girls are nice.

I did like the pretty girl.

He liked the pretty girl.

He'll be back, he'll be back.

You know where to go, Albert?

No, wait, I forgot my bag upstairs.

You can get it tomorrow, you can get it another time.

Come on, let's go.

No, I need it now.

How do I get back up again?

Go on up.

Go on.

It's alright, just push the button.

You'll find your way.

Go on, Albert.

You'll find your way.

Oh yeah, you like that?

Better get me more work!

You'll pay me double next week?

We'll see about that.

It depends on what you give me, okay?

You better pay me double!

I'm gonna put that bag over your head.

Yeah, you want to be so dirty,

why don't you give me more work?

How dirty do you want it?

I can be as dirty as you want.

Ready to put another bag over my head?

You like it when he strangles you,

you little b*tch?

Yeah, I love it!

Pay me double.

Yeah, you'll get double.

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