Bad Words Page #3
How did I accomplish that?
Elbow grease? Yes.
Hard work? Maybe.
Integrity? Oh, you betcha.
But what I didn't do is use slimy
gimmicks, as you have done.
Well, you don't know me and
you don't know why I'm here.
Would you like to tell me?
No, thank you.
Do you know why he's here?
Oh, I have been
trying for weeks.
All right. Well, whatever issue
it is you're hereto workout,
perhaps a painful
It's not that.
Not asking.
you're in the wrong place.
No, this is the spot.
I'm gonna be out of your
hair in three days, though.
(CHUCKLES) Perhaps sooner.
Because however smart
you think you are,
with this loophole
you're snaking through,
I'll bet you're not half as smart
as even our worst speller.
So B-R-A-V-O, Mr. Trilby.
You've made it.
That one I know.
That's "bravo."
All the way to your own hanging.
Okay.
Your noose. Enjoy.
Can I ask you a question?
On your wife's birthday,
does she get to
wear the strap-on,
or do you hog that thing 365?
That's yours, right? You hold onto that.
Good day.
You don't share that with anybody.
Yeah. Good day.
I thank you very much.
You can thank Dr. Bowman.
He was very
disappointed he couldn't
personally place that
around your throat.
Yeah? Is he busy
doing somethin' else
more pleasurable with
another guy's throat?
He is in the middle of a very
important media training session.
Surely you're aware
that your little stunt
has landed on the
very first year
we're televising
this tournament?
Hang on.
That is a coincidence.
It doesn't bother you
that a few million people
will witness your embarrassment?
I'm not gonna be
the one with the red face.
Trust me.
Not here for that.
Okay.
See you later.
Oh!
And I personally arranged
your hotel accommodations.
I'll bet they're not awesome.
They're not.
Nice meeting you.
GUY:
I had plenty of opportunitiesto stop what I was doing.
To make a good decision.
But that would have required the kind
of lessons that I was never taught.
Oh, there's an ice cream
social at 5:
30 p.m.You gonna be there?
Okay. No. Well, I could
be pretty late to that.
Really late?
Super late.
Meet me there, though.
Here's your key, Mr.
Trilby. Thank you.
And, ma'am, I'll be
right back with yours.
Oh, bummer.
See you.
CHAITANYA:
Hold the door!(PUFFING)
(GRUNTS)
Whew!
Hey, we're both on two.
Did you remember
your winning word?
I'm Chaitanya, remember?
I can't do it again, Shawarma.
Chaitanya.
How about just
your favorite word?
I'm serious, pal.
You don't have one?
I don't. No. Sorry.
Mine is "subjugate." it just
sounds so cool, you know?
Subjugate. Subjugate.
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