Bad Moms Page #2

Synopsis: Amy has a seemingly perfect life - a great marriage, over-achieving kids, a beautiful home and a career. However, she's overworked, over-committed and exhausted to the point that she's about to snap. Fed up, she joins forces with two other over-stressed moms on a quest to liberate themselves from conventional responsibilities - going on a wild, un-mom-like binge of long overdue freedom, fun and self-indulgence - putting them on a collision course with PTA Queen Bee Gwendolyn and her clique of devoted perfect moms.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Jon Lucas, Scott Moore
Production: Block Entertainment
  3 wins & 5 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.2
Metacritic:
60
Rotten Tomatoes:
58%
R
Year:
2016
100 min
$113,217,955
Website
4,516 Views


Do you understand

how hard it is

to get into

an Ivy League school now?

I mean,

they turn away Asians.

That's a little

racist, but...

Oh, my God! I need to

practice my footwork.

Why'd you let me

eat dessert?

Oh, I know,

because you hate me!

Holy sh*t.

Hey, babe. It's late.

I'm going to bed.

No.

(GASPS) Oh, my God,

are you...

No, no, no, I was just checking

my prostate. (KEYS CLACKING)

You know, I've always wondered

what kind of porn you like.

Why won't this

f***ing window close?

(GASPS)

Oh, my God,

that's a giant bush!

Uh, who the hell

are you?

I'm his wife.

Oh, sh*t.

Are you masturbating

online with some chick?

No, no!

Well, then,

what are you doing?

(STAMMERING) Uh, um... I

was clicking and then I...

So then I was...

Yes, okay, I was masturbating

online with some chick.

What the f***!

Why are you doing that?

Hold on a second. I don't think

I've done anything wrong.

This is totally

mainstream now.

Hi, I'm Sharon.

I don't know,

I don't know, Mike.

This really

feels like cheating.

No, no, no, no, no, this is

definitely not cheating, honey.

I've never even

touched her.

Her giant bush

is 2,000 miles away.

But how long have

you been doing this?

Oh, I don't know.

Not long.

Ten months next Friday.

(MOUTHING)

What the f***?

Ten months?

Do you have

feelings for her?

(EXHALES)

You don't masturbate online

with someone for 10 months

without developing

some feelings.

I mean, I'm not

a monster.

Do you have

feelings for her, Mike?

Yes! Okay? I have feelings for her!

God!

(MIKE SIGHS)

She's actually

a pretty amazing woman.

You know, she runs

her own dairy farm,

she's developing

an app.

Get out!

What?

Get the f***

out of my house.

So uncool.

(DOOR CLOSES)

SHARON:
You know, Amy,

I just feel like

Mike is feeling

really trapped right now...

(GRUNTS)

(GROANS)

Okay, so your dad had to go

outta town on a business trip,

so I'm gonna try to do

everything myself today,

which should be fine,

as long as everybody does

what they are supposed to do.

Right?

(WHINING)

Oh, no.

Why is Roscoe

walking like that?

He's fine.

He's totally fine.

(GASPS) Oh, no, buddy!

(CAMERA CLICKS)

(CAR DOOR SHUTS)

Lookin' good, Jeff.

Oh.

Thanks. Yeah, you

been workin' out?

No, not for

like 10 years.

Your beige windbreaker is

really lightin' up my board.

Oh, uh, thanks.

Do you know what I mean?

My vagina.

(SIGHS)

Bye. Jeff!

Emergency PTA meeting tonight.

Tell all your friends.

STACY:
(GASPS)

Oh, God.

There goes that little weird

stay-at-home mom.

Emergency PTA meeting tonight.

Tell all your friends.

Oh, I don't have

any friends.

Oh. I'm pretty isolated at home.

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Jon Lucas

Jonathan Lucas (born October 29, 1975) is an American film director and screenwriter. He is best known for his collaborative work with Scott Moore, which includes The Hangover, 21 & Over and Bad Moms. more…

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