Bad Milo! Page #2

over the forehead

from temple to temple

relaxes the patient.

Okay.

No, I act... I actually don't know

if this is right for me.

I mean, I'm only here

because of my wife.

Uh, no offense, I'm just not...

I just don't believe in hypnosis.

How about we do this,

how about we just pretend...

I'll pay you, and we'll pretend

that I'm making progress.

I don't need your money.

- I didn't mean to offend you.

- I'm not offended.

I'm just sad.

Uh...

I'm here on Earth

to help people.

Well, thank you for coming.

Would you mind if I, uh...

if I took off?

Shh.

You've gotta be...

We're done.

I just want to thank you two

for being so supportive.

It's kind of been a rough time.

A lot of stress at work.

It has been, it's been a crazy

couple of weeks at work.

Well, we love seeing you guys.

And Bobby just, you know,

he loves to cook.

Oh, I do, I do.

Oh, Mom, don't.

Mom...

Oh. That is not the spiciest

dish at the table.

Yeah.

Well, thank you so much

for the food, Bobby.

- Duncan?

- Yeah?

You can call me Dad.

Or Daddy.

- No need to.

- Papa.

- Bobby is good with me.

- You know what?

Don't call me Daddy.

That's reserved for somebody else.

Mmm.

That must be our special guest.

- Special guest?

- I don't know...

Dunkie. I can't imagine

what it must be like for you.

Growing up without a male

to look up to.

To know what males

should act like.

Every now and then

it's a little obvious.

- Everybody.

- Sort of... girlie.

This is Dr. Lawrence Tip,

and he runs the Tip Center

for Fertility.

That's right.

And we're doing really well.

Duncan, I presume?

Yeah. Yes.

I've heard a lot about you.

Are... are you two planning

on having a baby?

- Oh, heavens no.

- Not the way we do it.

Sc Duncan,

your mother here tells me

that you guys are having

a little trouble conceiving.

- No. No, no, no, no, no.

- No.

Sweetie, Sarah is ready.

So if your little guys

are slow swimmers,

maybe something can be done.

Wow. Beatrice, I feel like

I may have mislead you

because that is not

an issue that we're having.

Duncan, if you have a problem

with erectile dysfunction,

I can help you with that.

Look, I just thought there

might be a problem.

Your father had a problem

in that department.

- I just thought...

- I don't... I don't...

...need to know

about any of that.

Honey, sometimes we have to

hear things we don't want to hear.

It's a common affliction, Duncan.

A lot of men have it.

Not me, of course.

I'm a very virile man.

- Me neither. Super virile.

- Very virile.

I don't know you well enough for this

to feel comfortable with me.

Bobby, thank you so much

for this delicious food.

If you want,

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