Bad Kids of Crestview Academy Page #3

or you won't get this back.

Really?

Fine. Story time it is.

Whoo!

Seniors 2015!

Lean and mean, b*tches!

Pfft! Piss!

They're serving piss!

Come on,

where's the good stuff?

- Come on!

- Mr. Marquez!

Unacceptable,

Mr. Marquez. Get down.

Come on, Mr. Nash.

Right now!

Despite the fact that

the wilkes are kind enough

to let us use

their personal venue,

this is still

an official school event.

I'm gonna get

you for this, Nash.

Suck it up, Ethel.

She's been bad.

She's being punished.

Let me give you

a little lesson.

Once you got 'em by the balls,

hearts and minds will follow.

I'm already ahead

of you, Mr. Nash.

Right here.

Hey, watch out

for the retarded boy!

I got you covered,

sweet cheeks.

There you go.

Are you new to crestview?

Sorta.

Have fun, guys.

Here ya go, yamoho.

Wink-wink.

Oh, right.

You take the red cup

and I'll show you

how deep the rabbit hole goes.

Moron.

B*tch, please.

That's suicide, Alyson!

What are you thinking?

Siouxsie, you need to stop

getting in my way.

I'm just trying to help.

Help yourself to a drink.

Oh!

You f***ing b*tch!

So, Brian, I heard you have

a really awesome friend.

Yeah, yeah.

You know how he hangs.

Yeah, he's a baller.

I'm gonna kill her!

B*tch!

Oh, Brian,

we have to get you

out of that shirt.

Oh, come on.

Mr. Alan, it's time

to break stereotypes,

not reinforce them.

No, no, no! Ah!

Come on,

get back to the party.

It's time to macarena.

Let's go.

Don't tweet that.

Oh!

Well, now there's something

you don't see every day.

Ladies, get dressed.

Oh, good lord.

Ugh.

They're not with us.

Why not?

Get up. Get up.

Young man, take his cock

out of your mouth!

Put your clothes on. Let's go!

Mr. Marquez,

i will see you in detention.

Oh, my god, she jumped!

Oh, she f***ing jumped!

My car!

Shame no one saw her leap.

But everyone saw her crash.

Totally flogged my night.

Well, um, for an hour.

Then I found

an even hotter piece of ass.

You get more ass

than a toilet seat?

White boys like them

some Latin spice.

Speaking of, my vial.

Story time's over.

Drugs kill.

What were you two

even fighting about anyway?

Just a little bit of

"none of your f***ing business."

Rawr. Apache has an axe.

We're not the ones that said

she wanted to kill her.

I never said that.

My memory's

absolutely flawless.

Wow. That's bullshit.

F*** you too, faith.

You were so angry at her.

Why do you say that?

Girl, what you think?

Do you guys seriously think

i had something to do

with my own sister's death?

Hello, Facebook.

Twitter.

Everybody thinks so.

350 likes can't be wrong.

Wow.

You guys have no idea.

Dr. knight

wants everyone back.

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