Bad Guy #2

Synopsis: One bad guy discovers that moving up in a crime ring has its downsides. Just as his new career starts, it might already be coming to an end. He'll either have to set an example or become one. This 'goredy' follows the bad guy who just got promoted to the dead end job of bad guy #2. It's the job of the guy who always gets killed by the boss in order to prove a point that the gang needs to stop messing up. Promotions are good, unless you're bad.
Genre: Comedy, Horror, Short
Director(s): Chris McInroy
  3 wins.
10 min

- No, I'm good.

- [Wife] What's in the jars?

- It's number three.

- Okay, that is super f*cking gross.

(door slams)

(blood gushing)

(blood gushing)

(blood gushing)

- Thanks for the ride.

- Yep.

- Do you think you could

slap me in the face?

Like slap me, really hard?

- What?

- Just do it.

- No!

- It'll pump me up.

Do it for me.

Come on, come on do it, do it.

(punching sound)

Ah, I said slap!

(slapping sound)



Thank you, good.

(deep breathing)

Bad guys forever, bad guys forever,

bad guys forever, bad guys forever.

(intense music)

- There he is.

Thanks for coming.

- Of course sir.

- Holy shit, you still got the knife in.

That's impressive.

Come on over here, step

on the tarp for me.

- I don't wanna.

- Oh come on, just one

time step on the tarp.

- No I'm good.

- It's a nice tarp, I laid

it all nice out for you,

you know, just step on the tarp.

- No thanks.

- Come on, one foot, boop.

- Thank you so much, but I'm fine.

- Sit on the tarp.

- No.

- Would you rather a blue tarp?

- Nope.

- Step on the tarp.

- I don't like your little baby tarp.

You get a big boy tarp and maybe I will.


- This guy.

I was just telling the right hand man here

how much hope I had for you.

- Thank you sir, I won't disappoint.

- Again, right.

You won't disappoint me, again.

Because we all know you already have.

You know it's, it's like,

teddy bear you know.

All this teddy bear wants

is to have his butt hole licked.

But he doesn't have one.

Teddy bears don't have f*cking butt holes.

I don't even think they have tongues.

Teddy bears have tongues?

Mouths are sewn shut.

You just keep screwing this teddy bear.

Screwing it and screwing it

and screwing it and screwing it,

but teddy bears don't want to be screwed

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