Bad Boy Bubby Page #2

Go back to bed, Bubby!

Why the hell you call him Bubby?

Bubby's a stupid name!

I was waiting for

you to get back.

But it suits him.

Yeah, a stupid name

for a stupid kid!

You're a sexy woman, Flo.

What the f***...?

The kid's completely crackers!

You're a weirdo!

Oh, Jesus Christ...

You're a sexy woman, Flo.

Am I?

Thank you.

God, you've got great tits!

Great, big whoppers of things!

One of the seven wonders

of the world, Flo!

It's perfection.

Oh, Bubby...

My little boy.

Gates of Paradise...

He's attacking me, Harold!

Jesus Christ!

F*** me!

Get the f*** out of here!

YOU MAD BASTARD!

You mad bastard!

You f***ing c*nt! You get

the bastard out of here!

- You got lovely skin, Flo.

- YOU SEXUAL PERVERT!

- You're a weirdo!

- GET THAT C*NT OUT OF HERE!

GET OUT...!

Leave Bubby alone!

YOU DIRTY F***ING SH*T!

GET OUT!

Get the f*** out of here!

Oh, doormat. Excuse me.

The f***ing kid's

trying to be me again!

SHUT THE F*** UP, KID!

You useless sh*t,

you perverted bastard...!

You're good for nothing!

Nothing... except messing

things up... isn't he, Flo?!

Messed the place up good and

proper, didn't you, you little c*nt!

You useless c*nt!

- Why don't you piss off?!

- Leave Bubby alone!

Leave Bubby alone!

Leave Bubby alone!

You stupid useless kid,

you should've been left to die!

What did you say?!

He should've been, the kid

should've been left to die!

Oh, you bastard,

I kept him alive for you!

Wasn't worth the

trouble you fat cow!

You be still...

You be still...

YOU BE STILL!

You be still...

Now... you be still, Pop.

Mum...

You be still, too.

You're a sexy woman, Flo.

Get off the road,

you f***ing greenie bastard!

Get a look at the

bastard, will you!

You f***ing poofter bastard!

Nooo...!

No...!

Put money in it, bastard!

He snatched my bloody handbag!

Bloody bastard!

Bloody bastard!

Yeah...

Yeah...

See you.

See you.

Bloody bastard...

Bloody bastard...

We'll sit in the back!

We sit in the back!

Is it the usual?

- Shall we have the usual?

- Yeah.

Okay, hm, two specials, no pineapple!

Alright, beautiful, thanks

very much. Alright.

Lick! Your tongue!

Yeah! Now lick me here!

Here, dummy!

Oh, Christ, that prickles!

Do you like singing?

Do you like that?

When I want to feel close

to my special friend, Jesus...

I sing him a very special song...

Do you want to hear it?

It's my good friend

Jesus's favourite song.

Did you like it?

You're a dag!

Christ, kid! You're a weirdo!

Yeah, that's what you are!

A weird kid!

Nothing but a big...

weird... kid...

Hey! Piss off out the way,

mate, I gotta cut this tree down!

Hey!

You f***ing deaf?

You're a queer looking

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