Bad Asses Page #2

Synopsis: Frank Vega teams up with grumpy old agoraphobic Bernie Pope to kick ass and clean up the streets of L.A.
Genre: Action, Comedy, Drama
Director(s): Craig Moss
Production: Samuel Goldwyn Films
 
IMDB:
5.6
R
Year:
2014
91 min
Website
93 Views


Mr. Vega.

What happened to you on that

bus wasn't an accident.

You were meant to do good in a

city that desperately needs it.

You know, I-I've got to go.

I have to-I have to go.

Good night, Mrs. Parkes.

Hey, Bernie, you all right?

You all right?

Don't you got enough

to worry about...

than to come in here and

meddle in my business, huh?

You know,

they got medication for

that problem of yours.

Boy, what you know

about my problem?

I know that you haven't been out of

this place since I've lived here.

They call that agoraphobia.

I know. I-I googled it.

So all of a sudden you a doctor.

Where you study-Tijuana Tech?

Why don't you just get yourself

out of here and don't come back.

Go find yourself another store.

Hands up!

Hey, get the hell out of my store

before I blast all of you!

Feisty old bastard, huh?

We ain't got no money.

Just get out of here.

We'll forget the whole thing

ever happened. Or what?

You're gonna run me

over with your walker?

Open the damn register, Morgan Freeman.

Screw you!

You wanna be a hero, too, gramps?

Oh, no.

All right, back the f*** up then.

I got you. Okay, okay. Sorry.

Bernie! Bernie, you all right?

I didn't need your help.

Aw, you could've fooled me.

All good. Thank you.

What is it with you

and liquor stores?

It's just not a good mix.

This one wasn't worth it, is it?

- Grumpy old son of a b*tch.

- If you damn fools would patrol the neighborhood...

instead of stuff in' your faces

with pastry every now and then,

this crap wouldn't happen!

You heard anything about Manny?

No. But we know it

was drug related.

No way. Not Manny.

Not drug related.

Frank, we found 300 Hapacol pills on

his body the night that he was killed.

That's 5 grand street value.

I'm sorry.

But it looks like he

was a major seller.

All right, everybody, listen up!

Hey, everybody!

Get in here.

What's up, man? Come on.

Listen up!

If I catch anybody here...

making, selling or using drugs,

I will personally break both your

legs and use your arms as crutches.

Now, do you hear me?

- Now, do you hear me?

- Yes!

Drugs are for losers.

Only winners come in here.

Don't make me say it again.

Tucson, come on.

Sit down.

All right, let's have it. What?

Don't bullshit me.

How long was Manny dealing?

I swear, Coach. I have no idea

what you're talking about.

Manny would've never got involved in

any of that stuff. You know that.

You better not be lying to me.

I'm not lying.

Go on. Get out of here.

Yes, sir.

Yeah? Ginobli.

Coach?

Expecting a cold?

Look-Coach, I can explain, man.

Please don't break my legs.

Please don't break my legs.

How long was Manny selling?

I don't know.

Rate this script:0.0 / 0 votes

Craig Moss

For the British rugby league player of the same name, see Craig Moss (rugby league)Craig Moss is an American film director, writer and actor, who is known for making parody films and action comedy productions. His films include The 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It. He also directed the film Bad Ass, and its sequels, Bad Ass 2: Bad Asses and Bad Asses on the Bayou. He is a graduate of UCLA, and also owns production company Spotfellas. more…

All Craig Moss scripts | Craig Moss Scripts

0 fans

Submitted on August 05, 2018

Discuss this script with the community:

0 Comments

    Translation

    Translate and read this script in other languages:

    Select another language:

    • - Select -
    • 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
    • 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
    • Español (Spanish)
    • Esperanto (Esperanto)
    • 日本語 (Japanese)
    • Português (Portuguese)
    • Deutsch (German)
    • العربية (Arabic)
    • Français (French)
    • Русский (Russian)
    • ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
    • 한국어 (Korean)
    • עברית (Hebrew)
    • Gaeilge (Irish)
    • Українська (Ukrainian)
    • اردو (Urdu)
    • Magyar (Hungarian)
    • मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
    • Indonesia (Indonesian)
    • Italiano (Italian)
    • தமிழ் (Tamil)
    • Türkçe (Turkish)
    • తెలుగు (Telugu)
    • ภาษาไทย (Thai)
    • Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
    • Čeština (Czech)
    • Polski (Polish)
    • Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
    • Românește (Romanian)
    • Nederlands (Dutch)
    • Ελληνικά (Greek)
    • Latinum (Latin)
    • Svenska (Swedish)
    • Dansk (Danish)
    • Suomi (Finnish)
    • فارسی (Persian)
    • ייִדיש (Yiddish)
    • հայերեն (Armenian)
    • Norsk (Norwegian)
    • English (English)

    Citation

    Use the citation below to add this screenplay to your bibliography:

    Style:MLAChicagoAPA

    "Bad Asses" Scripts.com. STANDS4 LLC, 2024. Web. 23 Apr. 2024. <https://www.scripts.com/script/bad_asses_3434>.

    We need you!

    Help us build the largest writers community and scripts collection on the web!

    Browse Scripts.com

    The Studio:

    ScreenWriting Tool

    Write your screenplay and focus on the story with many helpful features.