Bad Ass 3: Bad Asses on the Bayou Page #2

Synopsis: Frank Vega and Bernie Pope return, this time to Louisiana in an attempt to find a kidnapped friend.
Genre: Action, Comedy, Drama
Director(s): Craig Moss
Production: Fox
 
IMDB:
5.3
R
Year:
2015
85 min
146 Views


Look, oh

This is how we shine

This is the life

House on the hill

This is the life, hey

Packin' no bills

This is the life

Uh-huh, uh-huh

This is the life, hey

Look at how we shine

This is the life

House on the hill

This is the life

Packin' no bills

This is the life

Uh-huh, uh-huh

Yeah, picture this

Takin' off the whole summer

When bill collectors call

"You must have the wrong number"

Shows overseas, they got love for me

But best believe

I'm touring Belize just for me

Oh, I'm getting in my grind

It's relentless

Forgetting how to use the word

"buzzard" in a sentence

- Huh?

- They all tryin' to fit in words by guessin'

I'm flyin' out to unknown settings

Oh, this is how we shine

This is the life

House on the hill

This is the life

Packin' no bills

This is the life

Uh-huh, uh-huh

This is the life

Look at how we shine

This is the life

House on the hill

This is the life

Packin' no bills

This is the life

Uh-huh, uh-huh

Yeah, oh

Look at how we shine

This is the life

House on the hill

REPORTER:
(ON RADIO)

Forecast is cloudy and windy today...

with gusts up to 40 miles per hour...

the temperature dropping

to 59 degrees this afternoon.

Cloudy and continuing wind overnight

with a low of 47.

- Oh, sh*t.

- Cloudy with a few sunny breaks...

- with a high of 53.

- (MUTTERING)

With the winds from the northwest...

- Oh, come on.

- It's currently 51 degrees.

REPORTER 2:
(ON RADIO) With the Washington

Monument in the background...

the president has just arrived

off of his helicopter...

and is coming from Camp David

to spend time...

with the gathering

on the White House lawn.

This is a regular appearance...

Oh, Christ!

- Hey!

- (CHUCKLING)

(FRANK GRUNTS)

Gimme the purse.

F*** you!

- (GRUNTS)

- Click it or ticket, a**hole.

MAN:
Take care of this sh*t.

Whoa, they grow them

pretty big here in Baton Rouge, huh?

(GRUNTING)

- All right now, big fella.

- Son of a b*tch.

- Pow!

- Aaah!

- Sh*t.

- Aaah!

Watch it.

- Whoo.

- I'm gonna f***in' kill you.

(SCREAMING)

(GROANS)

- (GRUNTS)

- Ooh!

Ooh, my nose! Oh, you busted my nose!

(GROANS)

- Here you go, darling.

- Oh, thank you.

You have a nice day.

Wow.

- Carmen's parents live here?

- HUNG:
Yes, sir.

- Man.

- Reminds me of my vacation home.

- (CHUCKLES)

- CARMEN:
Oh!

Oh, oh! All right, finally!

Now we can get this party started! Oh!

- BOTH:
Oh.

- Oh!

(KISSES)

- Damn, you look good, girl.

- (GIGGLING)

Now, you boys had your chance.

I'm a taken woman now, okay?

(LAUGHING) Come on in.

I wanna introduce you

to my mama and daddy.

Damn, if I knew you had this much money,

I would've proposed to you six months ago.

(ALL LAUGH)

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Craig Moss

For the British rugby league player of the same name, see Craig Moss (rugby league)Craig Moss is an American film director, writer and actor, who is known for making parody films and action comedy productions. His films include The 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It. He also directed the film Bad Ass, and its sequels, Bad Ass 2: Bad Asses and Bad Asses on the Bayou. He is a graduate of UCLA, and also owns production company Spotfellas. more…

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