Back to School

Synopsis: Millionaire businessman Thornton Melon is upset when his son Jason announces that he is not sure about going to college. Thornton insists that college is the best thing he never had for himself, and to prove his point, he agrees to enroll in school along with his son. Thornton is a big hit on campus: always throwing the biggest parties, knowing all the right people, but is this the way to pass college?
Genre: Comedy, Romance, Sport
Director(s): Alan Metter
Production: HBO Video
  1 win & 2 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.6
Metacritic:
68
Rotten Tomatoes:
85%
PG-13
Year:
1986
96 min
106 Views

OK, Jason.

Take care of yourself.

I love you.

Yeah, I love you, too.

All right. Bye-bye.

Melon, I told you

to clean my locker.

If it's too much for you...

we'll get ourselves

a new towel boy.

Right. Look, I'm sorry, Chas.

I'll get on it as soon as I can.

Home sweet home.

- I liked the old house better.

- So did I.

I liked the old wife

better, too.

Lay off Vanessa.

She gives great headache.

Lou, I can't believe it.

Married five years.

Seems like yesterday.

And you know what a lousy day

yesterday was.

Please don't throw your clothes

on the Breuer chair.

How come all our furniture

has names?

I have absolutely

nothing to wear.

You got six closets

full of nothing to wear.

Are you saying

I spend too much money?

You, spend too much money? No.

Lots of people go to Switzerland

to get their watch fixed.

You have no taste, Thornton.

You're right.

I married you, didn't I?

I don't have time to argue.

Our friends will be here

any minute.

You mean your friends.

They are my friends,

and I'd like to keep them.

So please,

just behave yourself tonight.

Don't worry. If the roast beef

is right, they'll be back.

Jennifer, you look divine.

And, Peter, I thought

you were still in Portofino.

Why haven't you called?

- She's a lovely gal.

- Oh, yes, she is.

Oh, Ramon,

you look fantastic.

I thought you were still

in Tijuana.

- Excuse me, seor?

- Nothing. It's all right.

- Gimme a beer.

- I'm sorry, seor.

All we have is martinis

and champagne.

My own house,

I can't get a beer.

Mrs. Melon gave us

strict orders... no cerveza.

It's all right.

I'll get it myself.

Hey! Adam and evil.

Mr. Melon.

We was just...

Iooking for some

cocktail napkins.

Where? Under her dress?

You're impossible.

And you're easy.

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Steven Kampmann

Steven Kampmann (born May 31, 1947) is an American actor, writer, and director. He was born in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. He is best known for his role as Kirk Devane on the first two seasons of Newhart. Kampmann also had roles in The Rodney Dangerfield Show: It's Not Easy Bein' Me, L.A. Law, The Richest Cat in the World, Multiplicity, and Analyze That. Additionally, he was a writer for WKRP in Cincinnati. In 1981, he was nominated for a Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Comedy Series for his work on WKRP in Cincinnati. His screenplay credits include Back to School, The Couch Trip and Stealing Home. In 2008, Kampmann wrote and directed BuzzKill, a film about a struggling writer who becomes famous when a serial killer steals his car and the newest draft of his script. Kampmann is married to actress Judith Kahan and they have four children, Christopher, Robert, William, and Michael. more…

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