Bachelor Party 2: The Last Temptation Page #2
of having a small, simple wedding.
[ Laughs ]
Honestly, Melinda.
We're not Amish.
- l'll get it.
- Oh, my little sister's engaged!
- [ Laughs ]
Hi, beautiful.
- Hi, Todd.
- Sorry. l can't hear.
He's always working.
Let me ask you something.
ls it wrong to want
to tap sister-in-law ass?
Right. Oh. l gotta go.
- Honey.
- Yes?
- Does this remind you of when we got engaged?
- How could l forget?
- Let's go on a second honeymoon.
Someplace romantic.
Maybe make a baby.
Hey, there's your dad.
Hey. Abe.
Did you hear the one about the horny jockey
and the Venezuelan stable boy?
[ Laughing ]
No, but l think l like it already.
- [ Todd ] It's delicious.
- [ Children Chattering ln Chinese ]
- Hi, guys.
[ Chattering Continues ]
Speak English, huh?
English!
Look, go watch some TV, huh?
- They're so cute.
They're from the second marriage.
The ex only lets them speak to me
in Mandarin, the hairy ass crack.
- Yeah.
- Anyways--
- Congratulations.
- Oh. Thank you.
- Here.
- Oh. Sure. Uh--
Okay.
JJ [ Humming ]
Oh!
How's my baby?
My mother's killing me
with wedding crap.
- Mmm.
- l seriously don't think
l can take another year of this.
Mmm. Well, we could
just elope, of course.
Then she'd kill both of us.
What are you doing?
You.
- Mmm! Baby, we're in the pantry.
- Oh! That's a good point.
[ lnhales ]
[ Laughing ]
What are you doing?
- Oh, my God.
- J Sex elevator J
Ding.
[ Laughs ]
You are so stupid.
Hey. Would it kill you
to buy some groceries, man?
Yeah, if the Mystics would
cover the goddamn spread, l could.
The Mystics?
You're bettin' on the W.N.B.A.?
Mm-hmm. Well, hello.
[ Chuckles ]
Hi. l'm-l'm Judith.
l-l work with Mel.
Oh, hey,Judith.
l'm Jason.
l'm, uh, Ron's best friend--
since childhood.
Yeah. And this is Seth,
his college roommate.
And that's Derek.
Used to be his boss. Yeah.
- Are you all in finance?
- Actually, l'm in consumer products testing.
[ Sniffing ]
[ Sneezes ]
- Derek, do you still work with Ron?
- No. l, uh--
l left that company a while back...
but, uh, l'm still
in finance, you know.
l'm telling you, man, she had a pine tree
air freshener in her underpants. Gotta go.
- What do you do?
- l am in the advertising game.
- Yeah.
- Advertising?
- Mm-hmm.
- That sounds exciting.
lt is. Yeah, it is.
You know,Judith, you're a friend
of Mel's and l'm a friend of Ron's...
so l'm thinkin'
we should get together.
You know, maybe--
maybe grab a pizza, f***.
No? You don't like pizza?
Seriously, who doesn't like pizza?
Hey, uh, everyone?
Everyone, um--
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