Babysitter's Black Book Page #2

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But...

Ashley.

Woman:

How many cups are in a pint?

- Two.

- That's too easy

- 250.

- Hey.

Oh, we're just working

on Billy's fractions

and Cindy's metric

conversions

and filling them

with useless sugars.

Me want cookie now.

Don't do that.

What?

I got you a couple

of things.

What?

Oh, my God.

Thanks.

Aw.

Thank you.

I hate them.

They want to know how

I will benefit from

and contribute to

their vibrant community.

What do I say?

Oh, they can be intimidating,

but maybe Mark can help.

He's a trial lawyer,

and he can convince

anyone of anything.

Yeah.

Yeah, absolutely.

Your college essay,

it's your story.

You just have to convince

them it's a great one, huh?

That would be--

that would be amazing.

Okay, kids.

We're outta here.

Every little girl knows

That the girl with

the most clothes is...

Damn, you look hot.

How doou afford this?

Just between us,

from Roger.

Roger?

Hold it in, ooh,

I let it go

When I pull up to

the club and...

Roger, as in Mr. Parks?

Why waste it on

high school boys?

It's just sex.

And he pays me big time.

Shut up.

You're getting paid to have

sex while you're tutoring?

When daddy wants me,

I give the kids an assignment.

It's 150 for going down

on him.

300 for sex.

So that's how you

get all the bling.

Didn't Miss Palmer

say something about

expanding our services?

I'm just taking Family

Buddies to the next level.

You want me to hook you up?

I know for a fact

Jack Wiley'd be up for it.

Really?

He's not the only dad.

Don't you tell me

I don't know.

Screwing for bucks?

Suddenly, you're all moral?

You have sport sex with

high school jerks for free.

Older guys are kinda hot.

One look at your

tight young body,

and they'll empty

out their wallets.

Use it before you lose it.

You shouldn't say stuff

like that in front of me. No!

Ashley, what happened?

Oh, no, the kids are fine.

Don't--don't worry.

Do you want to tell us

what's going on?

My parents are using

my college fund to

pay our bills.

Oh, honey,

I'm so sorry.

No, it's--

it's nobody's fault.

They're good people.

They just think that I should--

I should forget Berkeley

or UCLA for now

and work and

go to community college.

But I've been

crunching loan apps,

and I'll be digging myself out

of that hole till I'm 40.

Hey, don't give up so easy.

There's state scholarships,

Pell grants, work study.

You're a lock

for financial aid.

- You'll see.

- Yeah.

Hey, sweetheart, um,

it started raining, and--

and she walked here.

Sure.

I'll drive you home.

It's gonna be okay.

I'm sorry.

I just--I've wanted

this forever,

study business,

do a cool startup.

And Berkeley's a great place

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