Baby On Board Page #3

oxygen tank, he's healthy as a hog.

He'll probably outlive me.

I'm not sure

what you want me to do.

This is my pre-nup.

I need a way out.

Sure you want to leave with...?

With as much as I can carry.

Ms. Jenkins, I shouldn't be looking

at this material.

- Mr. Marks.

- Curtis.

Curtis.

I need you.

Okay, I will take a look at this,

and my office will be in touch.

Thank you...

...Curtis.

You can sit...

...unless sitting makes

your problem worse.

I'm really sorry about that.

I think I'm okay now.

Is this your family?

- Wow, your daughter is so...

- No. It came with the frame.

with a woman who has a family.

You know how many men want

to hire a woman that has a family?

Which just proves conclusively

that men are stupid.

Now, speaking of stupid,

for the woman

who is about to start a family,

I should have thrown you

out of that conference room

for suggesting something

so Sesame Street,

but unfortunately I have a board

that I have to answer to,

and they have voted.

You're approved.

Now, listen to me.

Listen to me really good.

You screw this up,

it is your ass on the line.

Now, I expect a budget and marketing

analysis on my desk in one week.

Get out.

- Wow! What's that for?

- I missed you today.

Me too. Guess what?

Tell me, how did it go?

Mary said yes.

- She said yes?

- Yes! She said yes!

Fist-pound.

Angela, I don't believe this.

This is... This is amazing.

You are gonna have

your own perfume line.

I know. I mean,

this is put up or shut up time.

All those years

in college and business school

and then months

slaving away as an intern.

Can you believe this?

Vice-president of one

of the biggest cosmetic companies

in all of the world!

This is huge!

This is my everything!

Everything?

Well, present company excluded.

Mm.

Um, Angela,

since this "Baby on Board" thing

is such a big deal,

maybe you and I should start trying.

Trying?

Trying to make a baby.

You know, lose the condoms.

Ahh...

You okay?

Hmm.

Here we are.

- Why would we want to do that?

- For research.

We'll get you pregnant,

and then you'll know exactly...

Sorry.

Sorry about that.

Here you go.

You're certainly eating a lot.

Before you get mad,

I don't mean that in a fat-people way.

I just mean that you're consuming

more food than usual.

Well, it emptied me out,

and now I got to fill me back up.

Are you listening to me?

No one's listening to you,

you big lush.

Look. All I'm saying is

guys like the chase.

You take a guy, he gets married,

and it's like, it's like putting

a wolf in a cage, all right?

Every chick that walks by,

it's like a fresh, tasty rib-eye.

Danny, come on.

Maybe we should

get a breath of fresh air.

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