Baby's Day Out Page #3

Eddie. Ed, you're drooling.

- Eddie, come on. Come on, Ed. Come on.

- Eddie, what happened? Eddie?

What? This way?

Oh, great. It's gotta be at least 1,000 feet.

- Ed, we're gonna have to jump.

- We're gonnajump?

- Yes. On three. Ready?

- OK.

One.

Two.

Three.

Eddie!

Ed, look...

out!

- What?

- Package.

- Where do you want me to sign?

- Anywhere's fine.

Have a nice... day.

You old bat.

- Which way?

- This way.

Ed!

Are you all right?

How can he be all right?

The guy fell off a building.

Probably got contusions, concussions,

contractions. What's the matter with you?

- Just take it easy. How you feelin'?

- Eddie, how many fingers I got up?

- Two.

- Not you! Hey, Eddie, say somethin'.

- Here, put him here.

- Sit down on the bench. Sit down.

You OK?

Eddie.

When we first seen you fall,

our first thoughts were with you

and your family, should you not survive.

- I prayed, Eddie.

- Shut up!

All right, take it easy.

You wanna maybe get to the right of him.

Wait, Eddie. We don't wanna get a ticket.

- Get to the right. Eddie, get to the right.

- Shut up!

Move in front of him. I'll jump on the back.

- You're makin' me nuts!

- OK. Don't get crazy.

- Just drive. I'll tell you.

- See that lady over there?

There he is! I see him! There he is!

We got him.

He's gone! We lost him!

Look both ways!

I think you hit a cat.

Here's the bus. Eddie, you see it?

He's gettin' ahead of us, Eddie.

There's the bus again.

Driver, next stop, please.

Wait, I don't see him.

- There's the bus.

- I see the bus!

I'll get him!

Wait! Wait! Stop the bus.

I forgot somethin'! Stop the bus!

Wait, wait, wait! Hello! Stop the bus!

Halt! Stop the bus! Wait! Stop the bus!

Did a baby get off this bus?

A little guy, about two feet tall.

- It's an emergency!

- I didn't have nobody today with a baby.

He was by himself!

- What?

- He must have got off.

Oh, great. We're through.

If you didn't park your van on the sidewalk,

people could get by a lot easier.

If you'd limit yourself to a couple of pork

roasts a day, you wouldn't need to worry.

You heard me.

Some people.

- Eddie, how could he get off?

- I seen him.

- What?

- He's in the big broad's purse.

Yeah, this is Carl in 157.

You know anything about a missing baby?

I see her. How could you miss her?

She's as big as a building.

- Eddie, let me do this.

- Will you stop it?

- How do we do it?

- Nonchalant. We'll give her a sandwich.

- She don't need a sandwich. Look at her.

- That's my whole point.

Wait.

Eddie.

Get her, Veeko! You get her, Veeko!

Get her, Veeko. You got her, Veek.

Hang in there, Veek. You got her! Come on!

Who's next?

How about you, Mr Comedy?

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