B. Monkey

Synopsis: Alan Furnace is a young man with the perfectly proper, quiet life of a London school teacher. But beneath all of that decency lies a burning desire for excitement and he just found it. She's a woman unlike any other: Unruly Irish eyes, Latin lips... her name is Beatrice, but on the streets they call her B. Monkey. She's about to take him on an outrageous, dangerous and sexy ride through the wild side of London.
Genre: Crime, Drama, Romance
Director(s): Michael Radford
Production: Miramax
Rotten Tomatoes:
92 min

Ricky Sturge just glowers.

I can't get through to him.

Well give him a chocolate bar!

What do you want?

It's alright,

I only wanted to talk to you.

Just stay where you are!

I'm sorry,

I didn't mean to frighten you.

You don't frighten me,

so you can f*ck off now right?

Have I seen you before?

Yes at the pub.

You took my breath away.

My name's Alan.

What the f*ck are

you up to Alan?

I thought we could meet

for a drink sometime.

You're mad!


Okay, so let's go.


"Pacific Bar"?

Look ah, I can't now. I work

nights at St. Josephs Hospital as a DJ.

How about tomorrow night? Eight o'clock

tomorrow night?

Tomorrow's a long way off Alan.

I might have forgotten you by then.

Eight o'clock tomorrow, I'll be there.

I'm going now. Don't follow me... right?

Was he pretty?

No he's funny looking.

He thinks I'm extraordinary.

Well you are Benny, you are.



So I'm not gonna do it.

Why not?

Because I don't want to.

Yes you f*cking do.

Look I f*cking don't, alright?

Anyway I've got a job now, a straight one

I don't owe them anything.

Have you found

somewhere to stay?

That Jeremy bloke.

Runs a club on the Fulham Road.

Can't get to sleep without

something to suck.


I'll do it, until

I lose my temper.

Poor f*cker won't

know what hit him.

I love you Bruno,

just you f*cking remember that.

You look so lovely.

Frank asks if you could come over

for a second.


He wants to introduce

you to some people.

Sorry I have to go.

I'd keep him sweet if I was you.

He's a bit pissed off with Paul.

Ah here she is gentlemen.

My little Monkey.

Sit down sweetheart.

I'm sorry Frank I can't stay

I'm meeting someone.

Keep him waiting.

I've got a little proposition

to put to you.

Why me?

Because you're the best.

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Andrew Davies

Andrew Wynford Davies (born 20 September 1936) is a Welsh writer of screenplays and novels, best known for House of Cards and A Very Peculiar Practice, and his adaptations of Vanity Fair, Pride and Prejudice, Middlemarch and War & Peace. He was made a BAFTA Fellow in 2002. more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018


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