B*A*P*S Page #3

hang out at the Polo Lounge.

So?

- So?! Oh, sh*t.

We don't know nothin' about playing

no damn polo.

Then look up in the book...

and see if you can find

a basketball lounge.

- Yeah! - Yeah!

Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.

Our in-flight movie is about to begin.

Please lower your shade

if you're sitting next to a window.

Thank you.

- Where my thing at?

- Hey, I can't see.

Miss?

What's going on?

What's blocking the screen?

- I paid money to see this.

- I can't see!

Please, can I have another seat?

I'll pay you any amount of money.

I'm sorry. The flight is all booked up.

Aw, f***!

Hello?

Ladies, would you mind

lowering your hair?

No problem.

It's beautiful.

Maybe you overdid it just a little bit.

Maybe I did, huh?

Can I get my money back

for these headphones?

Oh, there, there. That's much better.

The white zone is for

the immediate loading and unloading...

Oh, sh*t, lady, look!

Nis, look!

- LL! LL! - LL! LL!

Damn! Lady love in the flesh!

Ain't nothing like a brother

who practices what he preaches.

Remember we read in

right on magazine...

he done married his baby's mama!

- Sure did!

- You're a good man, too.

I know that hoochie's been

throwing that ass at you, too.

I know! Remember when tit-tit said

she slept with him?

Precious, too!

She said he got it goin' on!

She sure did!

Ladies, ladies, ladies, it's nice to

meet y'all, but I got to go to the studio.

OK. LL!

I'm gonna be in the Heavy D video!

I'm about to blow up!

Boo yeah! She is!

Well, check it out.

I don't mean to be rude or anything...

but, unfortunately, I gotta go.

I'm running late, OK?

OK, uncle L. OK.

- OK, baby.

- Keep licking them lips!

Oh, and I know you're with

your baby's mama...

but if the sh*t don't work out

you know you can come...

Girl! Let's go get our luggage! Go!

Girl, you said good things come in 3s.

That's sure what my mama said.

Ow! If I see LL 2 more times, it's on!

Come on! We just saw LL!

Ring my bell!

We're the first ones here.

For real? You're about to get his job, girl!

You're gonna get this!

Will number 865 please step up?

Will number 865

please join the group over there?

Oh, girl, I'm gonna blow this audition up!

You got to, 'cause we only have

enough money...

for one night in a motel room.

I'm gonna get this. Get this.

Oh, look at her trying to show out.

Come on. Mm-hmm.

She thinks she got it going on.

You the bomb.

- Oh, yeah. - I got this.

No problem.

Eww, she wrong for that.

Uh, uh, that was good...

but you might want to go on home now

'cause I'm here.

No, stay, 'cause we're going to need

a few extras in the video.

Excuse me.

That's my girl! That's my girl!

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