Axe Giant: The Wrath of Paul Bunyan Page #3

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don't make a right.

She did break the law.

- Screw that.

I would've hired a lawyer.

Sued him for a million.

- A million?

I would've got 12 million.

- My lawyer said it was better

to just plead guilty

Than to fight it.

- And you thought

that was unfair.

- He ran the light.

I was just a little buzzed.

Nobody could've stopped in time.

I shouldn't be here.

- No one thinks

they should be here.

- Hey, Im glad you're all here.

We all have things

we keep inside,

Stuff we don't want to share.

By the time we're finished,

I'm hoping we've all grown

into something

Bigger than ourselves.

- Trees grow tall,

and then the trees fall!

- What the...

- But the river...

The river only goes one way.

- Sir,

this is a private meeting.

I'd appreciate it

if you'd moved on.

- Is he part of the program?

- Somebody grab the camera.

I think we just found bigfoot.

- God damn it, s. T.U.M.P.S.

What in the name

of sweet Lorraine

Is going on out here?

Oh, hello, Meeks.

I thought I smelled you.

- (Laughs)

Fire's a fire.

I'm just keeping warm.

That's all.

- You got my invitation

to the party then.

Oh, you know, that's funny,

'Cause I didn't send you one.

Now, I want you to clear out

of here

And stop interrupting

my angry sleep.

I've got this campground

for the next six days,

And that means six days,

I don't see you,

I don't hear you, and I sure as

hell don't want to smell you.

Savvy?

- Yeah.

Well, now,

We all got things

we want to hide,

And we all

just want to be wanted.

(Chuckles)

Oh, and while

you're sleeping tonight,

All nice and cozy,

Look out for them little...

Them little critters,

Because they like to find

a nice little warm spot

To crawl up into, you know...

(Gibbers wildly)

(Laughing)

- Jesus.

- Yahoo!

(Laughs)

- Holy sh*t.

- You just met

some of the local wildlife.

His name is Meeks...

Lives up here on the mountain.

Pretty sure he's harmless.

- Pretty sure?

- All right, everybody.

Let's get back to the session.

- No, no, no, session's over.

You s. T.U.M.P.S needs to get

some shut-Eye.

0500 comes awfully early

in the morning.

- 5:
00?

Is he crazy?

- Move out, s. T.U.M.P.S.

Let's go.

Hit the hay.

- 5:
00.

I don't even think my clock

has a five on it.

- We'll continue this later.

- Good night, sister.

- Where have you been?

- Shh.

Shut up and f*** me.

- (Chuckles)

There you go.

Yeah.

- (Giggles)

(Gasps)

- (Clears throat)

You've broken the first rule

of the camp.

If you do it again,

I have to write you up,

And that means you're gone.

- Here.

- So, Trish, out.

Now.

- Thanks.

(Sighs)

- What happened?

- You were snoring.

- Oh, sorry.

- Morning, ladies.

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