Axe Giant: The Wrath of Paul Bunyan Page #2

---

That most people would describe

As piss-Poor.

The courts have given you

this one last chance

To get your sh*t together,

Or your sh*t

will get pushed in in prison.

- (Chuckles)

- Today you are all s. T.U.M.P.S,

But when I am through with you,

You will have grown

into trees...

and productive members

of society.

Miss k.

- Hi.

We're gonna have a great week.

There will be

physical challenges

Led by sergeant Hoke,

And Ill be continuing

our counseling sessions here.

By the end of the week,

we hope this experience

Inspires you to make changes

in your life

And better choices.

- I choose to go somewhere else.

- Yeah, I don't want to stay

in that dump for a week.

- Shut it!

S.T.U.M.P.S don't stay

in the cabin.

S.T.U.M.P.S stay outside.

S.T.U.M.P.S, set up the tents

by the campfire circle.

Move out.

Hold on.

- I'm not sharing a tent

with you.

- Oh, I know.

I'll be sleeping in the cabin.

- What?

- I'm not here

to share anything,

Least of all hardships.

I may not have a fancy degree,

But s-G-T,

It's got its privileges.

(Bear panting)

(Bear roaring)

(Bones crunch)

(Roars)

(Flesh squishing)

- Several people got shot.

It was a drive-By.

The d. A. Wanted me to testify,

but I couldn't.

I was worried for Myra,

my daughter.

- You have a daughter?

- Yeah.

- Whoa, serious m. I.L.F.- Age.

(Both laugh)

- When I get out of here,

Im gonna get her back.

- Hey, I cut a deal

to get out the bigger fish.

You got busted for talking.

Talking's what saved my ass.

- Figures.

A hood rat like you

selling drugs.

- Hey, I had friends,

and they needed things.

Just so happens

what they needed wasn't legal.

- What you do differently

if you could go back in time?

- Probably invest in Google.

(Laughter)

- Trish, you're up.

- (Scoffs)

There was this bar fight.

Cops showed up.

One of them asked me

what happened,

And the officer behind him

wouldn't stop staring at my ass.

- (Laughs)

- So I popped him.

- Excuse me, ma'am,

but you do have a nice ass.

- (Laughs)

- C.B., it's your turn.

- I was coming back

from a party.

I was a little buzzed.

The car in front of me

ran this red light.

I couldn't stop in time,

and I hit him.

The driver got thrown

from the car.

- You weren't hurt at all?

- Just a little cut on my knee.

The other driver

wasn't hurt either,

But he reeked of booze.

- He was drunk too?

- It was his third offense

for drunk driving.

- Oh.

- He hit three cars in town

Before he ran that light.

- You stopped that guy

from killing someone.

You deserve...

You deserve a medal

rather than being here.

- That's right.

The system is messed up.

It's not fair.

- Well, two d. U.I.S

Rate this script:0.0 / 0 votes