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seems to be ok, right?

No he didn't say I could borrow

the car, but I knew he was gonna

be passed out all day, so

the next thing I know,

I'm getting pulled over.

Whatever. I gotta

couple fake ids.

What's in the trunk? Case of

Antonio menderes cologne.

Stolen. Hot.

Malik told me it fell

off a truck later, I

don't believe that

anyway, I get called in, become

a guest of the state for a

couple months, and uh...

Jim!

- Stop! Did you see that?

I didn't do anything.

It's an umbrella.

Jim?

- It's an umbrella.

Bad luck, illegal.

Not- shouldn't be

doing it at dinner.

Why would you do that?

- Are you twelve?

Anyway, what were

we talkin' about?

Horsemilk? You said horsemilk.

I like chocolate milk.

That's why that whole

story came out of that.

Speaking of horsemilk,

where's Matt?

Max.

His name's Max.

He's asleep.

He's tired.

He's sleeping?

Does he- is he austistic?

David?

- Why would you say that?

What?

No, he doesn't have autism.

He's four, dude. Little

kids sleep all the time.

It's like they get tired.

They get real tired.

So Dave, where are

you living now?

Because we keep sending you

Christmas cards and you never

why I'm not getting

those. But uh...

In regards to where I live,

I've been kind of on the road.

I've been kind of in and out of

places the last couple of years.

Lot of private security things

that I've been puttin' together.

Yeah, he worked at uh- he worked

at pranks for eight months,

until he accidentally

pepper sprayed himself.

And his partner.

What? No that's a f***in' lie.

Who told you that?

Hey, watch your mouth.

Alright everyone, I'd like to

propose a toast to Ben brulet.

Not just my brother but

my best friend as well.

I... I don't think there's

anyone at this table who's

life wasn't changed for the

better because of him.

He was a great man.

A great father, and

a great brother.

To the colonel.

[Clink]

What are you doing?

What is that?

Dave?

Jim!

Come on.

Are you joking?

Are you crazy?

What are you doing?

Ahh!

What?

Stop that.

What are you trying to prove?

Jim, stop it!

You're humiliating me.

Stop it!

[Yelling]

Come on, baby.

You're a f***ing snake and

I'm gonna expose you to

the entire family.

F*** you, f*** you, f*** you.

You know what you didn't

take into account?

You're humiliating me right now.

Stop it!

I'm crazy.

That's my card!

[Yelling]

Give me the card!

No, no!

[All yelling]

No!

Stop!

Alonzo!

[Punching]

Baby, stop it.

Stop doing this!

Oh my God.

[Punching]

Stop! Honey, stop it.

Come on, come on. Get up,

get over here.

Are you boys done?

- I'm done.

Are you boys done?

I'm fine. I'm cool

as a cucumber.

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