Avengers: Infinity War

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Just in case there's a monster in

the closet. Just letting you know.

Shirts.

You know me so well.

You finish all my sentences.

You should have shirts

in your closet.

Yeah. You know what

there should be?

No more surprises. We'll

have a nice dinner tonight.

We should have no more surprises.

Ever. I should promise you.

- Yeah.

- I will.

Tony Stark,

I'm Dr. Stephen Strange.

I need you to come with me.

Oh. Congratulations on

the wedding, by the way.

I'm sorry. You giving

out tickets or something?

We need your help.

Look, it's not overselling it to say that

the fate of the Universe is at stake.

And who's "we"?

- Hey, Tony.

- Bruce!

You okay?

From the dawn of the Universe,

there was nothing.

Then, boom!

The Big Bang sends

six elemental crystals,

hurdling across the virgin Universe.

These Infinity Stones

each control an essential

aspect of existence.

Space.

Reality.

Power.

Soul.

Mind.

And Time.

- Tell me his name again.

- Thanos.

He's a plague, Tony. He invades planets.

He takes what he wants.

He wipes out half the population.

He sent Loki.

The attack on New York. That's him.

- What's our time line?

- No telling.

He has the Power and Space Stones,

that only makes him the strongest

creature in the whole Universe.

If he gets his hands, on

all six Stones, Tony...

He can destroy life on a scale

of hitherto hundredth of.

Did you seriously just say

"hitherto hundredth of"?

Are you seriously leaning on

the Cauldron of the Cosmos?

Is that what that is?

I'm going to allow that.

If Thanos needs all six,

why don't we just stick this

one down the garbage disposal?

No can do.

We swore an oath to protect

the Time Stone with our lives.

And I swore off dairy, but Ben &

Jerry's named a flavor after me, so...

- Stark Raving Hazelnuts.

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