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Today it's "Kill Klink."
"Kill Klink." I like that.
Mel Rosen. I do a little radio show
out of the Quad Cities.
I've actually heard
- Coming from you, that's high praise.
- You gotta give me a tape for that.
- Something to drink?
- A grapefruit juice.
- With vodka?
- No, straight. Last of the straight men.
I'll have another Tom Collins.
Doing a show on the new TV season.
Never pass up one of these junkets.
- Well, I'm with you there.
- So this new show...
by the way.
It's set in a concentration camp.
A comedy?
Prisoner of war camp.
Yeah, it's got all your typical comedy
elements:
Gestapo, police dogs.So I guess if you
liked World War II...
...you're gonna love Hogan's Heroes.
- No, let's not...
- Actually, I got what I want.
Mel, what...?
I thought you were a fellow entertainer.
I'm also a Jew.
It's the same thing.
Thank you.
Are one of those for me?
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
Bob! Look what I found.
- Hiya.
- Hiya.
This TV reviewer, he just...
I don't mean to offend anybody.
Forget it. Do you see this spread?
Yeah, I gotta hand it to CBS.
They did it for one reason:
The affiliates have seen the pilot.
They love it.
- You play Hogan, don't you?
- I sure do. You want an autograph?
- I've got autographs.
- Darling, you just stop that.
Mr. Crane is a happily married man.
You wanted to see my room, right?
It's right this way.
this morning? Guess who was on.
Were you listening?
Johnny Winters.
I swear, he's gotta be the funniest
human being ever born.
Honey?
What's wrong?
Why do we have shady magazines
hidden in our garage?
Those? Those are...
- You know, photography magazines.
- Gent? Caught?
I'm a photo nut, Annie, so...
Nature Girls 1965?
They're harmless.
- No wonder you never look at me.
- Would you stop that?
Listen, I'm out the door every morning
at 5:
30. I'm not home until after dark.You see how hard I'm working?
- Are you seeing another woman?
- Absolutely not.
I want those magazines
out of the house.
Yeah, I'll throw them away.
- I've seen them before. I just ignored it.
- All right, I get the message.
Bad enough I've gotta hide them
like some teenager.
Well, what did you have in mind?
Putting them on the coffee table
for our guests to see?
I apologize.
- Maybe we should see Father Donnelly.
- No, it's our business.
Family business.
We'll keep it at home.
You're never home. I just thought
when you started shooting Hogan's...
...that this would change things.
- It will, darling. Trust me. It will.
Hogan's Heroes premiered
September 17, 1965...
...8:
30 on Friday night.
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