Authors Anonymous Page #2

She's all I think about.

I really want to ask her out.

My latest project is called

sleeping on the moon.

It is about pain and rejection.

And, oh...

It's not about a moon.

It's confusing.

But actually the moon

part is more of a...

You know? It's not

really what it is.

It's not an actual...

No one's sleeping on the moon.

But there's a word for that.

It's a um...

You know? Um, um.

Metaphor.

That was actually crawling out

of my mouth, metaphor, so...

Thanks, ma.

John k butzin has one agent

that is very interested in

roaring lion and there's a

publisher up in oxnard

who's reading it as we speak.

Plus, there's a certain cousin

who has a best friend who has

a neighbor that has an in

with Mr. Clint Eastwood,

so it looks like roaring lion

will be roaring at the

I'm just not sure how the other

members of the writing group

are going to handle so much

success by one person.

I just hope they don't all turn

out to be a bunch of pussies.

I am here because of bukowski.

Charles bukowski.

Greatest writer ever.

Period.

LA is his town, man.

I mean, if I'm going to be

a writer then I need to

walk in bukowski's shoes.

You know?

Capture and experience the

plight of the working class.

Colette here is the real writer.

No, honey, you are.

No, you are, you are.

You are.

I am, I am.

You're right.

I'm more of an idea guy.

Mmhmm.

You know, I get

these great ideas...

But I don't always

follow through. You know?

In a lot of things.

Not just writing.

I'll show you. I'll show you.

Idea for romantic novel.

No.

Make that idea for

romantic e-book.

Right?

It's just... you know,

the times.

Frovers.

They couldn't be friends.

They couldn't be lovers.

So they became frovers.

Oh my God.

Honey.

That just, right now

that came to you?

It did. It just did.

Baby.

I know. I love you.

I'm so...

It's just the idea that they

couldn't, if they couldn't be

this one or this one, but

then you take that word,

those two words and make it one.

Well I didn't know we were

going to do like questions.

Um, I've never

thought about that. Wow.

Favorite.

Favorite writer.

Wow, that's a tough one.

You know I've studied

more composition

over actual literature.

But Ms. Maureen over here,

I know she loves a writer

by the name of...

Jane, um...

Jane?

It's on the tip of my tongue.

Austen.

Austen. Jane Austen.

That's the one.

I hear she's good, so...

Yeah.

Go Jane, keep it up.

Meet someone very special here

with us today all the way from-

Germany.

Ah, that accent.

I love it. It drives me crazy.

It's so world war ii.

I found her at a hardware store.

Went in to buy a drill bit and

came out with a prime candidate

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