Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery Page #4

A panel revolves to reveal a map of London with lights showing

Austin's position and the location of the club.

AUSTIN:

Just where you'd never think to look

for him. We'll be there.

BASIL EXPOSITION

Good luck, Austin.

AUSTIN:

Thank you.

BASIL EXPOSITION

Oh, and Austin...

AUSTIN:

Yes?

BASIL EXPOSITION

(pause)

Be careful.

AUSTIN:

Thank you.

(to Mrs. Kensington)

Let's go, baby!

EXT. STOCK FOOTAGE - PICADILLY CIRCUS - NIGHT

On top of one building is a three-story high BOB'S BIG BOY

figure.

EXT. ELECTRIC PSYCHEDELIC PUSSYCAT SWINGER'S CLUB - NIGHT

The Jaguar pulls up in front of the swinging nightclub. Mrs.

Kensington steps out of the car, dressed in a tight leather

fightsuit. She looks fabulous.

INT. ELECTRIC PSYCHEDELIC PUSSYCAT SWINGER'S CLUB

It's a swinging club. FREAKS abound. In one corner, there is

a PRESS CONFERENCE in progress.

MICK JAGGER:

Hey Austin Powers, it's me, Mick

Jagger.

AUSTIN:

Hey, Mick!

MICK JAGGER:

Are you more satisfied now sexually,

Austin?

AUSTIN:

Well, you can't always get what you

want.

MICK JAGGER:

(thinking)

"You can't always get what you want!"

That's a great title for a song!

I'm gonna write that, and it'll be a

big hit.

AUSTIN:

Good on ya, man.

MICK JAGGER:

Groovy!

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