Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery Page #2

EXT. CARNABY STREET

Two BAD GUYS attack Austin. He JUDO CHOPS them.

AUSTIN:

Judo chop! Judo chop!

The mob of girls catches up to Austin and he runs away.

EXT. PHONE BOOTH

Austin's in a phone booth with his back turned. The mob runs

by.

He steps out, disguised only by a beard.

EXT. GUARD STATION - LONDON - DAY

Austin is jiving down the street and comes across a stoned-

face red-coated BUCKINGHAM PALACE GUARD standing at attention

just outside his guard box.

Austin mugs for the guard, trying to get him to crack up,

but to no avail. Finally, he pulls a big sixties FLOWER from

behind the guard's head and presents it to him. They both

crack up.

EXT. PHOTO BOOTH

The girls run by a Sixties-era photo booth with somebody

inside.

Austin steps out.

ANGLE ON THE FILM STRIP

Panels 1-3 show Austin with various exotic MODELS. The fourth

panel shows Austin with the QUEEN.

EXT. CARNABY STREET

Austin spots a VERY PREGNANT HIPPY GIRL with a placard that

says "PROTEST!" in a funky font.

AUSTIN:

You might want to protest a bit louder

next time, luv.

The both laugh.

FULL SCREEN INSERT - AUSTIN'S PASSPORT

The passport opens. We see Austin's dour photo. Then he gives

an insane grin, showing his bad teeth. The page flips and we

see visa stamps from all the exotic places he's been.

EXT. CARNABY STREET - DAY

Austin flips a coin into a BLIND MAN's cup. The blind man,

obviously sighted, moves the cup to catch the coin. Austin

wags his finger in a "oh, you" fashion, and then proceeds to

knee him the balls.

EXT. CARNABY STREET - DAY

Austin is being chased around the corner by a GAGGLE OF

SCHOOLGIRLS.

After a moment, Austin returns from around the corner with a

baton, followed by a MARCHING BAND.

The schoolgirls pick up his trail again and he begins to

run.

A 1967 Jaguar XKE convertible, which is decorated with a

large Union Jack, pulls beside Austin.

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