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Wouldn't you say so,
Miss Charming?
Righto!
Just to avoid any confusion,
I'd like you to know that we do
offer several distinct experiences.
You have paid for
while the other
ladies in the party
are part of
Oh. Okay.
I'm sure you'll understand there will
be some exclusions to your trip.
I mean, I'm just so
excited to be here,
and I've dreamed
about this for so long.
All of my guests
will experience
romance with one of our actors.
But I must emphasize
there is to be no touching
other than the necessary social graces.
Not a chance.
I also expect
all my guests to maintain
appropriate manners
and conversation
and to eschew
all things modern.
Any flagrant
disobedience will result
in the early
termination of your stay.
You don't have
I know Austen's
books intimately.
A big fire for
a hot summer's day.
We need to push up
the sisters. There we go.
That's as far as I can go.
It's looking good.
Has it been a day or a week
As my eyes begin to close
So we have this absolutely
delightful chiffon piece.
And I don't know
how you feel about lavender.
I call it lilac.
"Lilac. "
This I do think is very
magnificent and elegant.
Salmon!
Salmon. Absolutely.
Kinda washes you out.
Look how skinny I look
with my hand behind my back.
Let's go meet the men.
Okay.
I'm so sorry,
my dear, but I'm afraid
this carriage only
takes two passengers.
Okay.
Sorry.
Hey, do you think we'll be
robbed by some highwaymen?
Martin,
hurry up with those bags.
My God, look at those.
Hallelujah. Oh!
Do you think those
are their real faces?
And for you, Miss Charming, we have
our finest Platinum level room.
Oh!
How old-fashioned.
Miss Erstwhile.
If you follow me.
Hey! It's bloody brilliant!
Where are you? We can't dilly-dally.
And you, of course, have one of
our loveliest Copper level rooms.
We meet for dinner at 8:00.
I expect you can find your
own way to the drawing room.
I wouldn't miss
it for the world.
With me? Yes.
Jane!
Jane? Come here.
All the statues look at you!
Look. It's one of
those Mr. Darcy guys.
May I present Miss
Elizabeth Charming.
Heiress to the vast
Charming fortune.
Top of the evening to you.
And Miss Jane Erstwhile.
An orphan of no fortune,
who we've taken in
out of the goodness
of our hearts.
Colonel Andrews, the second
son of the Earl of Denton.
I have never before
beheld such beauty...
And class.
What a very pleasant
pleasure it is indeed.
And my dear nephew,
Henry Nobley.
Goody.
There's one for each of us.
And, of course, our honored
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