Auf der Flucht - Das Experiment Page #2

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Really cool!

The 1st day

Keep going! Everyone in line!

Is there Pay-TV?

They're nuts, look at this!

Keep going, please. Quickly!

Did you imagine this?

- No. Quite a professional slammer!

Now we're in deep sh*t.

Stand in a row on the marker line!

What happens now?

Prison rules. One: The prisoners

address each other by numbers only.

Two:
The prisoners address

the guards as "Mr Prison Guard".

Three:
At "lights out",

the prisoners must not talk.

Then we'll sing!

- Quiet!

Four:
Meals are to be

eaten up completely.

Read the menu to us!

Quiet!

Five:
Each order of the guards

is to be obeyed immediately.

Six:
Failure to obey the rules

will result in punishment.

What kind of punishment?

We'll see to that. We're flexible.

And now cell assignments.

When l call out your number

go to the cells!

21, 74, 86 - cell 1 .

82, 15, 94 - cell 2.

77, 69, 38 - cell 3.

53, 40, 11 - cell 4.

I'll tell you, l snore.

- Great.

You get the bottom bunk.

- Alright.

I'm Joe.

- Tarek.

And you?

- Thirty-eight.

Why do you want to take

part in this experiment?

Because l think it

can be very interesting.

4000 marks is a lot of money.

You can really relax and

experience something new.

You have to be open to ideas

and I need the money.

It might be lots of fun.

Because of the bucks.

General interest.

l was never in prison.

Me? No!

No.

No, really.

Jeez! I'm a regular guy!

I have a kiosk, corner of

Brussels and Aachen Street.

Executive.

I have a few people

working under me.

I'm a school teacher.

I perform as Elvis.

l work for an airline.

Here's my card.

In seven years I was never late.

Where's the next cigarette machine?

Downstairs and to the right!

Hey, Elvis.

Sing something!

Yes, sing a song!

When do we get to eat?

We're hungry!

Do you have something

against anal burning?

What do you do in real life?

- I'm an electrician. High voltage.

Them with the big cables. You?

- Taxi driver.

And you, 38?

- You ask too much, 77.

I guess something with numbers.

Bus driver.

Numbers and staring straight

ahead silently, right?

Life guard!

Really?

You know this one?

Which animal has only

one lip on the vulva?

Half a roasted chicken.

What do the Arabs call

a cow barn? Moobarrac!

Why do women always watch

porn films to the end?

They think they'll get married.

I know one that's a bit longer.

Three guys in front of a sauna.

One of them goes in and there is

a giant, fat woman with a huge...

Three against three!

Come on, you coward!

The cheese is so dry

you could smoke it.

I've got a kiosk, there's

always something going on.

I've got an open ear for everyone.

Listening you can't learn.

You're born with it.

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