Attacked on Set Page #2

We're all from LA so we don't know

anything about this place.

No problem.

I love this.

What the hell is that guy doing?

I'm not sure.

I've never seen him around here before.

He must be new.

Make sure i get copies of those photos

Ugh, pervert!

Do something!

This f***ing pervert is taking pictures up my skirt.

Sweet! Let me see.

Oh. At least you've got underwear on this time.

F***ing sicko.

Hey cowboy!

Knock it off!

This isn't mardi gras.

Well it seems like everybody's back.

Should we continue the tour?

Let's check this studio out.

This is our largest studio.

Studio A.

This place is huge.

It will be perfect.

What kind of movie ya'll making anyway?

It's a horror flick.

This space is exactly what we're looking for!

We'll take it.

That's great!

So...

When can we move in?

Right away.

I'm going out of town for a few days

but when I get back, we'll settle up all the fees.

Sounds great.

Hey.

I'm gonna run into town and pick up the others. Okay?

Make sure you fill up with gas while you're there.

Ok.

Hey.

Get me a candy bar.

Right.

Wait.

Yeah me too please.

I want some candy.

Make it four.

Here's a $20.

Alright.

So...

Anybody down play some...

strip poker?

Okay.

music

Looks like the rest of the gang is here.

But...uhh...

Everyone left their car in town right?

Yep.

Everyone shuttled in so...

this van is all we got.

If that goes.

We're stranded.

You put gas in the van right?

Sh*t!

I forgot.

But there's enough gas in here to get us to town so

we'll just send some later pick it up.

Noise:
"chainsaw motor running"

If you don't move

we're gonna have some problems.

Come on!

No! No!

Get off!

Somebody call me the cops!

That won't be necessary.

We are live with a breaking story.

A local developer is trying to cut down

the tree which is home to the last

living passenger parrot.

The site will be used as the future home

for a statue of our great leader of the United States.

We'll be covering this story for as long

as it takes.

Back to you studio.

You hang in there buddy.

Keep fighting the good fight.

music

Yeah, I think you got all of it in there buddy.

The generator's out of gas

but the gas can's empty so

what do you want me to do?

Do I look like a f***ing mechanic?

I'm f***ing talent.

I don't play with gas.

Why don't you siphon it out of the van?

You guys are f***ing idiots around here.

Can you please leave?

I can see you in my reflection.

I read the script you know.

I didn't know they had a picture book version.

Well...

I know about the sex scene you have with

my boyfriend.

So what?

He's only doing it because he has to.

it's not like he wants to.

Oh yeah?

Well, I've been fantasizing about it all week.

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