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MERRY CHRISTMAS:

STARKWEATHER FINANCIAL

Right

I understand that sir but there so

many variables that come and

plays in the market like this

if you like we can explore or shifting

what left in your former OK into an..

I see. Yes sir

I know Christmas is coming

I understand

Look Mr. Dean .. I'm sorry

I really am sorry

I spread the investments

as wide as I could

Just the unfortunate state

of the economy we all behind

Hello? Mr Dean?

Did you lose him?

Your candy taste like sh*t

- Hey, it's not your fault

- Whose fault is it then?

I never even met this guy

I just move around some numbers

Now he's screwed

Well so everyone screwed, stop mopping

Maybe I should have taken today off

and then you would've miss your chance

What do you mean?

- What?

- Today is her last day

- She's quitting?

- That's what I hear

- No

- Yeah

Don't be a b*tch and go ask her out

I tried that already

I mean I said it myself

Right, because you can't

say the word date.

What did you call it again?

I asked her if she wants to

meet up for a gathering

- Gathering? What is she, a wizard?

- I don't know why I said that

Did she carry a wand

next to her purse?

- It just came out

- That's rough

- If you didn't I ask her myself

- Thanks bro

Welcome

Come on. Come on. I messing

with you, go talk to her

- I can't

- Why can't you?

Because I left my balls at home

- No, not again

- Yeah

- Left them right there on my dresser

- Right next to your night gal?

Yeah, right next to it.

In fact it's probably covered in

little people to keep them warm.

That's good. Like a-a male penguin

- Like a male penguin?

- Yes

- I don't know what that mean

- That's fine

- See you Monday

- What about the Christmas party?

Don't give me aa, it's going

to be a good time

Yeah, nothing say good

times like streamers

and b*tches. Streamers and

b*tches, that's what its all about

That is life Dave

- Sometimes, its all about going home

- Well you said, you give me a ride

That's crazy Corey

because all those yellow cars

out there with a signs on top

if you give them some money, they'll

take you where ever you want to go

- Get out of here

- Yeah. I swear

That's cool, look the point

is if you leave now,

you're going to blow

with her forever

Life about choices man, one bad one

can ruin every good one you ever made

You had to read that somewhere

No, I don't read

- Alright, I'm wondering

- That's what I'm talking about

It's going to be a good night bro.

I could feel it

Let me go and smoke the

joint at the break room

Thank you

Alright, so I purposely ordered

the pizza like 3 minutes before midnight

- On new years eve?

- Yeah

What everyone doing

for new year this year?

Who gives a sh*t. I'm telling my story

It's going to be easter

by the time you're up

You know, ever since you

grew facial hair Jerry,

you like a different person

A different person that I don't like

Where was I?

You were talking about having

pizza on new years eve

Right. So anyway 3 minutes passes

the ball drop facing new years

and behold 10 minutes later

there's a knock on the door

and it's the point of the

story finally showing up

Good one. Another good one from Jerry.

Just you got a word count today Jerry

So you got to get at a

certain level and so it is.

It's a pizza guy and I said you better

not be charging me for this man.

I ordered the damn

thing last year

Right

- Did you end up paying him?

- What? Luke

- The pizza, did you pay for it?

- No I heard you the first time

I'm was saying what for emphasis

I think you are naive to follow

me along now. Alright

Anyway

- Sh*t

- Come on man

- What the hell?

- I'm sorry

I just get some napkins over here

I'll just um..Luke what's

going on man

- What?

- I feel like you're not here

- Oh, hey Emily

- Hi David

Do you want something?

Oh no, I'm good. I'm was just leaving

Yes I heard that

You heard I was leaving

Oh no, Corey told me you

got a job at MPO or something

Oh right. No, I did and then

I was leaving the

Whatever

- Well congratulations

- Thanks.

- Yeah

- Thanks

You need a change I guess

Yeah, I guess I gone as

far as I can handle and find it

- Yeah I know how that is

- Yeah

- This is a fun party

- Yeah it's cool. It's really fun

Okay

- I better get going

- Well good seeing you

and you. Thanks for

the drink, for the offer

that I already have

Maybe I'll catch you

later or something

Alright

- Okay bye

- Bye

Maybe I'll catch you later.

That was pretty cool

Emily

Hey you forgot your hat

- .. Oh, you have a

- Yeah, that's not mine

- Sh*t. Did I steal a hat?

- I think you might've

Well consider this a going away

present from whoever it is thats owns it

I'm really going not

that far you know,

my office is only like a

few block up town

Did you want to grab lunch sometime?

Ohh..

- Oh...It's cool I understand

- No no I would

Sorry

- I think I'm nervous

- Nervous? About what?

About this, about us talking

- Really?

- Yeah

Well we talk plenty

of time before

Yeah, at work, you

called me at my desk

and asked me if I

had a balance sheet

But that was a

I never care about the balance sheets

- Really?

- Yeah

- Damn it. I keep missing that

- Hey why don't I give you a ride home

You know what. I live really far

out in the city. It's really far away

Come on, it's freezing out here.

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