At Middleton Page #3
It's not small.
It's intimate is what it is.
a dog and pony show.
They give your child
no idea whatsoever
what it would be like
to actually go here.
It's just a day.
Books are like the magazines
of the gods. Am I right?
Sometimes a day can be an eternity.
Particularly if you're
in the company of a man
who backs into a parking space.
It's a good place to come and study.
There's actually a floor upstairs
that you're required to be quiet.
These tours are like a first date.
She's smart. She's pretty.
She smells good.
Maybe you'll try to stick
your hand up her shirt.
Shh!
My favorite is
"Cat Fancy" and "Dog Fancy,"
"House and Garden,"
"Botanist's Weekly,"
"Architectural Digest"...
A lot of good magazines here.
I'm just always trying to keep up.
Now, this is pretty exciting...
currently we have on loan
from the British Library
a manuscript from renowned poet
Now, Dodgson didn't write
under his real name.
Lewis Carroll.
Very good. Very nice.
Um, Carroll's masterwork
"Alice's Adventures
in Wonderland"...
that's gonna be here till the end
of the month, so we're very excited.
Excuse me.
I find it extraordinary
that Lewis Carroll's
masterwork would be available
to such a small college.
I think it's incredible. I do.
But, you know, a lot of really
Um, this past weekend
Snatches of Pink played a
free concert on the quad.
- Justin.
- Hmm?
On a scale of one to 10,
could you rate the effect
on your life respectively
of the visiting manuscript
versus the Snatches
of Pink concert?
The Snatches were tight.
The Snatches were tight, George.
- So let's...
- Tight.
Hey, let's float on over
to this residence hall.
- Ooh, speaking of floating...
- I know what that means.
Just up the stairs and, ironically,
it's just past the Ps.
All righty, so come on.
This dorm we're gonna go see...
the fourth of Middleton's
seven illegitimate children.
- Osborne.
- You're killing it.
You're on fire.
- She's the one to beat, you guys.
- Uh-oh.
Seven children
from seven women...
hey, Middleton was no Moby Dick.
- Hey.
- Hey.
- I am on fire right now.
- This woman's driving me crazy...
completely loony.
You look very handsome.
and we'll be all set.
What do you think of it so far?
- Of what?
- Middleton.
It's small.
It's not small. It's intimate.
Why are you cramming this
place down my throat?
Who's cramming?
Can't you just let me
figure it out myself?
How are you gonna figure it out
with this kind of feckless approach?
- Feckless?
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